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July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« on: July 22, 2008, 05:40:28 pm »
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Some really puzzling character development on Ramses.  Is he so manly that he swings both ways, or is he so manly that he was dropping into Red territory to fight for freedom?  OR BOTH???
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2008, 05:43:57 pm »
Woohoo! The Tenmen have arrived!

I wouldn't be surprised if Ramses has done pretty much everything, as long as it doesn't involve sitting behind a desk or being a pansy.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2008, 05:46:14 pm »
Quote from: memnarch on July 22, 2008, 05:43:57 pm
Woohoo! The Tenmen have arrived!

I do like the stretch 1936 Ford Woody, complete with stretch surfboards attached to the top.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2008, 05:59:46 pm »
Quote from: Cap'n Squeakers on July 22, 2008, 05:40:28 pm

Some really puzzling character development on Ramses.  Is he so manly that he swings both ways,

No: note it was 'an extra seat' on the flight. This detail is significant. He was not with the group. Although clearly he was manly enough not to fear being in an enclosed space with them for many hours.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2008, 06:18:56 pm »
The tenmen walk in formation.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2008, 06:57:26 pm »
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No: note it was 'an extra seat' on the flight. This detail is significant. He was not with the group. Although clearly he was manly enough not to fear being in an enclosed space with them for many hours.

yeah, but he is remembering how he could not get Rod Huggins' dick out of his mind.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2008, 07:06:38 pm »
I can't believe Pat arrived in a car from 1975. I figured he'd have a hybrid TDI modified to run on used cooking oil and rage.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2008, 08:32:33 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 22, 2008, 06:57:26 pm
yeah, but he is remembering how he could not get Rod Huggins' dick out of his mind.
Maybe picnic basket isn't a euphemism in this case.

Also, if it were a euphemism, it seems unlikely (imo)  that it'd be a euphemism for a dick.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2008, 08:39:30 pm by JorgeFabregas »
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2008, 10:12:37 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 22, 2008, 07:06:38 pm
I can't believe Pat arrived in a car from 1975. I figured he'd have a hybrid TDI modified to run on used cooking oil and rage.
I looks kind of like a Mustang II, which really was an economy car.

I don't think the picnic basket is a euphemism.  He was literally thinking about a well stocked, Hickory Farms sampler while showing the Pride of Havana the errors of their ways.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2008, 10:36:07 pm »
Picnic Panic sounds like a game from Mario Party, and just as I'm typing this I've lost my original point and am now imagining Mario and Toad getting hot and heavy.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2008, 11:21:12 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on July 22, 2008, 10:12:37 pm
I don't think the picnic basket is a euphemism.  He was literally thinking about a well stocked, Hickory Farms sampler while showing the Pride of Havana the errors of their ways.

Bu I thought the idea is that they forgot the picnic basket, and they get so panicked about the forgotten picnic basket that they fuck.  Maybe that's only in XXIV and each Picnic Panic has a different cause of the panic.  Maybe in Picnic Panic II they panic because it's Hickory Farms.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 12:05:57 am »
Quote from: Dangermoose on July 22, 2008, 11:21:12 pm
Bu I thought the idea is that they forgot the picnic basket, and they get so panicked about the forgotten picnic basket that they fuck. 

Oh.

Don't mind me, I'm just going to go sit next to Death Ray in the Cone of Ignorance.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2008, 01:07:01 am »
There are presumably variations on a theme. Maybe this time he brought the wrong picnic basket and got so panicked that he ended up fuck*ng.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 03:12:11 am »
People have strange cares when they travel across national borders and against sanctions to beat other men to a pulp.

Who knows, scenes from Picnic Panic 2 (a grisly montage of man-on-man action juxtaposed with a stiff hickory farms summer sausage) inspired Ramses to convert Castro to Castrato in the bloodiest manner possible.
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Re: July 22, 2008 - "Sixteen hour illegal gay party flight into Havana"
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2008, 04:16:05 am »
Does Ramses have a ducktail?
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