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[littlefallsmets]

Mos Nef is... I don't know, I'm looking for an analogy here.

He's a thing that can be very useful as a small factor in a large mix and is terrible as the main factor.

My analogizer is broken right now but you get the point.

[Doc]

I wouldn't call being crushed by a crate of clown shoes as being capped exactly.  Dude was cold murdered with a pistol by a medieval badass.  I mean, he didn't flinch, he just pulled out his pistol and wasted him. 

Not even that, he whistled as he wandered over to do the deed. Iorwerth is a stone cold gangsta.

[piecewise]

Mos Nef is... I don't know, I'm looking for an analogy here.

He's a thing that can be very useful as a small factor in a large mix and is terrible as the main factor.

My analogizer is broken right now but you get the point.

I nominate vinegar?

[pmcd9]

I don't understand the LN hate.  C'mon this strip  is basically like treasure.

[Dangermoose]

I don't understand the LN hate.  C'mon this strip  is basically like treasure.

I don't understand the hate of any one character -- LN, Molly, Philippe?  But then I was raised by hippies.

[AugustWest]

I don't understand the LN hate.  C'mon this strip  is basically like treasure.

Not to mention this one.

[pmcd9]

Not to mention this one.

Here Here!

Also, little Charlie Smuckles blog makes me giggle.

[Toaster]

Ok, first off:

Oh, little Nephew...  Is there anything less more gangsta than being shot, point blank, with a blunderbuss by an ancient Welshman?  No.  No, there is not.

Yeah, I fixed that for you. Free of charge. Seriously, "blunderbuss" is now what I would like on my death certificate under "cause of death". I will be disappointed by anything less, except possibly "Utahraptor".

And secondly, it's official: my girlfriend and I are in fact Molly and Roast Beef. I mean, I had seen the parallels before, i.e. I am an intelligent, morbid, obsessive-compulsive-depressive, she is from the United Kingdom, I have anxiety attacks, and she calms me down better than http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorazepam ever could. But

All the magazines are saying that terrible is the new horrible and that must be why I love you...

simply clinched it. I have had this exact sentiment expressed to me, just not in the same words. What I'm saying is, it mystifies me not only why my girlfriend would actually put up with me, but why she actually prefers me to other people. I mean, she has no glaring personality disorder that I can see, and that's the first thing I checked. Maybe some of you people who are older more experienced can shed some light for me on why it is that Molly, and by extension, my girlfriend, and by further extension, a certain category of female, would willingly pick a guy who's quite clearly completely fuck*ng nuts. I would like to open this discussion.

[CortJstr]

Seriously, "blunderbuss" is now what I would like on my death certificate under "cause of death". I will be disappointed by anything less, except possibly "Utahraptor".

You should get a life insurance policy that pays double if your cause of death was hilarious. Blunt force trauma from a glockenspiel. Semi-auto-erotic asphyxiation during relations with clone of self. Round, black bomb with sizzling fuse.

[wombat]

I'll settle for a grand piano falling out of an apartment building window.

[jaydub]

You should get a life insurance policy that pays double if your cause of death was hilarious. Blunt force trauma from a glockenspiel. Semi-auto-erotic asphyxiation during relations with clone of self. Round, black bomb with sizzling fuse.

I want some sort of expansion on permitted funeral arrangements to happen in our society.

[MrCB]

I want some sort of expansion on permitted funeral arrangements to happen in our society.

For some reason all I can think of now is being solemnly fired from a trebuchet, like a one gun salute to myself.

[Doc]

My dad has always insisted on a viking funeral on his surfboard with his dog. This doesn't even seem vaguely legal.

[MrCB]

My dad has always insisted on a viking funeral on his surfboard with his dog. This doesn't even seem vaguely legal.

The mourners all in black swim shorts and black bikinis. Surfboard carried into the sea on the shoulders of tan, muscled pallbearers. The board catches one last perfect wave as it burst into flame.

[Doc]

Shit. Legal or not I'm doing it now.