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Pretend Football 08
« on: July 26, 2008, 10:36:55 pm »
American Football is about to begin so that means another season of TOUAMB fantasy football.
I have taken the liberty to set up the league. It is essentially the same as last year, but not with the live draft and I am allowing 2 defensive teams instead of 1. We can change whatever later.
League ID: 225498
League Name: Touamb 08
League Password: roastbeef
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/touamb08

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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2008, 02:56:35 am »
I am signed in as Modern Guilt and... I was only okay last year, I am much better at Pretend Baseball.

My only squabble would be the limit of 12 teams... if last year was a guide, we might be able to get 14 teams or something. These things are always the more the merrier, of course.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2008, 04:18:55 am »
You da man, ACAP.

I'm meditating on team names at the moment.  Makes me as useful as Tits on a Boar.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2008, 09:52:07 pm »
I kind of understand kicking sports more than batting sports.

So as long as you don't mind me fouling up the place I'll see if I do well in this.

Admittedly I didn't do very well in Baseball.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2008, 12:48:22 am »
Sex Traction is ready for action!
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2008, 04:27:39 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on July 28, 2008, 12:48:22 am
Sex Traction is ready for action!

You've been working on that all weekend haven't you?
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2008, 08:28:06 pm »
Yay!  The Lab Rats live to suck another season!

Although: Auto-draft will probably make me not brainlock and choose all kinds of bad choices.  Maybe.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2008, 10:19:43 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 28, 2008, 04:27:39 am
You've been working on that all weekend haven't you?

The rhyme was unintentional, and in fact not even noticed until five minutes after I posted it. Then again, they didn't think "Austin 3:16" would be a big deal either. I'm getting the t-shirts ready as we speak.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2008, 12:18:14 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 27, 2008, 09:28:33 pm
Cue Hank Jr.

I am ready, ready, ready.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2008, 03:42:38 pm »
I'd like to take part, but I may not be the most active player due to work travel. So just let me know if you dudes need an extra warm body to round out the roster.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2008, 02:58:11 am »
We could still use another team or 3 if anyone is on the fence.
Any requests for draft date?
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2008, 02:34:45 pm »
Anybody know what's up with the Brett Favre fellow?  I can't seem to find anything about him on the teevee news.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2008, 02:59:11 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on August 07, 2008, 02:34:45 pm
Anybody know what's up with the Brett Favre fellow?  I can't seem to find anything about him on the teevee news.

I think it's Farve.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2008, 03:32:04 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on August 07, 2008, 02:34:45 pm
Anybody know what's up with the Brett Favre fellow?  I can't seem to find anything about him on the teevee news.
I heard he took a shit earlier today. It was solid and curved, dark brown. He might shave later, but thats really just speculation and ESPN will only do 5 segments about it.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2008, 06:07:21 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 07, 2008, 02:59:11 pm
I think it's Farve.

Quote from: front page of espn.com
A lack of trust destroyed Brett Favre and the Packers. And now Favre is in a New York (Jets) state of mind, leaving Green Bay to live with the aftermath.

Quote from: Ben Stiller's character in There's Something About Mary
What about Brett Fav... ruh?
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