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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #135 on: March 19, 2010, 09:26:16 pm »

Hmm, you think he could get an actual binder from the 70s at a flea market or something?

And, if you really want to be serious about this: it should be printed as purple ditto machine copies.

I thought of the ditto machine, but then I figured the originals would have been xeroxed several times since then. But you should definitely print them in a typewriter-style font, preferably with irregular spacing, and copy them cockeyed on the page. And make sure there are paper clips on some of the pages when you copy them for that authentic lazy-secretary look.

... while inexplicably referring to CD's and MP3's, but only of tunes from the 70's...

Cann'd for absurdity. That would be awesome.

Of course, I figured he'd just use the generic term "album" for everything, but this is so insanely, cleverly tongue-in-cheek it would be beyond hilarious.
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #136 on: March 19, 2010, 09:33:43 pm »

hm.

actually we now have a KWUR wiki, and I will probably just make a post on there.

I know the General Manager has a whole ceremony handing-down-of-books thing... maybe I can pull this off.
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #137 on: March 19, 2010, 09:49:48 pm »

hm.

actually we now have a KWUR wiki, and I will probably just make a post on there.

That would be the LOGICAL thing to do, but if you make a big deal out of the "secret wisdom" or whatever, it is more likely tht the person who comes after you will actually read and follow it.

Also, hijinks.
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #138 on: March 20, 2010, 12:37:22 am »

... while inexplicably referring to CD's and MP3's, but only of tunes from the 70's...

Don't you wonder, how long will it take future 18 year olds to figure out that this doesn't make sense?
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #139 on: March 20, 2010, 01:25:51 am »

jimmy fallon the other night to the bee-gees: "my friend and i had all your CDs"

my face did this: ._.
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #140 on: March 20, 2010, 04:21:36 am »

Ridiculous.

I was at Target buying diapers and allergy medicine. This woman cuts me off to get in the 10 items or less line ahead of me, then proceeds to play out the following scenario:

First, she hands a raincheck ticket to the guy and asks if it's for the item in the ad that's on sale. He scans it, and tells her what the name of the item is. She says, "Is that (x) from the ad?" He doesn't know and has no way of finding out, so he refers her to customer service, but she keeps asking anyway. Finally, he says he'll print her a raincheck and she can come back when the item is back in stock and compare it to the picture in the ad before she buys it if she wants. Fine, moving on.

Next she has a blouse that was on the 75% off clearance rack. But she says it doesn't come up on the scanner at 75% off. (She obviously scanned it at a price check kiosk earlier.) He scans it, and it comes up at $6.24. She says, "See?" So he looks at the tag and explains that its original price was $24.99. And she says, "Yeah, so it should be less than $6.24." He just sort of stared at her for a few seconds, and then said, "But...$6.24 is 25% of $24.99, so it's 75% off." And she says, "No it isn't."

At this point, there's about half a dozen people in the express line, and I'm starting to look around for other lanes. (There aren't any with fewer than 4 people in them, so I stay where I am. Mistake.) So he says, "Well, I can't change the price, I have to charge you what it rings up as." So she decides she doesn't want the blouse, and the cashier puts it to the side.

Next, she brings out three dresses. Two of them are black with rhinestones, and one of them is navy and plain. She shows him that the navy one is $6 and some change, and the black ones are marked $9. "But they're the same," she says, "So they should be the same price." He scans them both, and as the tags indicate, there is a $3 price difference. I don't know why she brought 2 black dresses and 1 navy one, but after making him scan all 3 twice each, she decides she's going with the black one. He rings it up. It's her only purchase. He totals it and she gets out her wallet.

Just before swiping her card, she changes her mind. CHANGES IT. Has the poor cashier cancel out the black dress and ring up the navy one. SIX DOLLARS. She swipes her card, and finally, FINALLY, she's done. I buy my five items in two minutes and as I leave the store, I can see her standing at the customer service counter with the navy dress and the black one she didn't buy, arguing with the customer service lady about the price.

Times is hard for people, but seriously -- who do you have to be to need a cocktail dress that costs not a cent more than $7 with tax? And if $3 is going to break you, shouldn't you be less picky about it?

Sheesh.
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #141 on: March 20, 2010, 04:51:22 am »

Some people have too much time. One thing I've discovered about being stupid busy this semester is I'm actually being as effective as before just because I have no choice, it's interesting to watch.

Dan, you should seriously do the Burton method, it's epic. Additional tip: Could the honoured Counsellor hook you up with appropriate KWUR related photos of the right era to lend some credibility?

And daily stuff....

Women. Still. But not  really in a pissing me off way, more delightfully confusing way. Maybe more later Elsewhere.
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #142 on: March 20, 2010, 04:53:20 am »

In situations like that, I just try to focus on the fact that I am totally going to make the cashier smile by how simple my order is.

I try to flip the perception and use this is as a situation where I can feel awesome about myself for not being one of those people.

Especially in Starbucks in Los Angeles, you know, where I swear to God some people go to those places and make purposefully overly-complicated orders just so that they can feel rich and better about themselves and as though they have a servant. There are definitely people making okay money but not the mondy they thought they were gonna be making, floating around this town going into coffee shops and buying complicated coffees just to raise their self-esteem.

And then I'm all like "large coffee. room for milk?"

And I feel SO awesome about myself.
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #143 on: March 20, 2010, 05:05:22 am »

Well obviously if he does this right it's not going to be the Burton Method, it'll be the Dempsey Method.
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #144 on: March 20, 2010, 05:36:11 am »

Actually this happens in almost every position at the station. Almost every procedure we have related to organizing new CDs, getting them reviewed, etc. was developed by me, because the people who did it before me didn't teach me anything about how things should work.

If it helps, earlier this week I wrote the first documentation of the most basic task my project has - basically the first thing new people do.

The project started almost 13 years ago.
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #145 on: March 20, 2010, 06:09:06 am »

In situations like that, I just try to focus on the fact that I am totally going to make the cashier smile by how simple my order is.

I try to flip the perception and use this is as a situation where I can feel awesome about myself for not being one of those people.

Especially in Starbucks in Los Angeles, you know, where I swear to God some people go to those places and make purposefully overly-complicated orders just so that they can feel rich and better about themselves and as though they have a servant. There are definitely people making okay money but not the mondy they thought they were gonna be making, floating around this town going into coffee shops and buying complicated coffees just to raise their self-esteem.

And then I'm all like "large coffee. room for milk?"

And I feel SO awesome about myself.

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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #146 on: March 20, 2010, 06:13:00 am »

Yeah, I do that too, but you know when the waiter or (usually) waitress is all talking shit about the customers to you and you are all like, wait, I am a customer too man.  That art is weird if you think about it.  They are basically talking about how much of a pain in the ass dealing with your type is, right to you.
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #147 on: March 20, 2010, 10:54:40 am »

Additional tip: Could the honoured Counsellor hook you up with appropriate KWUR related photos of the right era to lend some credibility?


Wish I could, but I don't have any.
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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #148 on: March 20, 2010, 02:26:14 pm »

If it helps, earlier this week I wrote the first documentation of the most basic task my project has - basically the first thing new people do.

The project started almost 13 years ago.

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Re: Daily stuff that pisses me off...
« Reply #149 on: March 21, 2010, 02:59:32 pm »

In situations like that, I just try to focus on the fact that I am totally going to make the cashier smile by how simple my order is.

I try to flip the perception and use this is as a situation where I can feel awesome about myself for not being one of those people.

Especially in Starbucks in Los Angeles, you know, where I swear to God some people go to those places and make purposefully overly-complicated orders just so that they can feel rich and better about themselves and as though they have a servant. There are definitely people making okay money but not the mondy they thought they were gonna be making, floating around this town going into coffee shops and buying complicated coffees just to raise their self-esteem.

And then I'm all like "large coffee. room for milk?"

And I feel SO awesome about myself.

Smugly superior? Yes.

Completely justified? Also yes.
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