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19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« on: August 19, 2008, 08:42:35 am »
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I kind of want to read The Kid Who Arrested Metallica!
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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 09:57:57 am »
I am so disappointed in Philippe's mom. She seemed so nice!
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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 10:16:44 am »
Quote from: elfbabe on August 19, 2008, 09:57:57 am
I am so disappointed in Philippe's mom. She seemed so nice!

Nah, I personally have always taken 'not the buckle' to be canon.
Anyway isn't there a thing where if someone is at a certain stage of decrepitude we just take their x-isms in stride and say 'oh they belong to a different generation'.

The bit about Phillipe's mom yanking him and sending him somewhere worse further deepens the mystery that is Phillipe's place in the world of Achewood.


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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 12:42:45 pm »
Quote from: Doc on August 19, 2008, 10:16:44 am
Nah, I personally have always taken 'not the buckle' to be canon.

Yep, I always found it a bit mystifying that Phillipe would be so worried about sin and thinking dirty thoughts and so on; that reeks of early indoctrination.
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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 12:43:47 pm »
When hippos poop, they squirt it all over the place to mark their territory. I don't remember anything about pee.
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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 01:27:34 pm »
Quote from: wombat on August 19, 2008, 12:43:47 pm
When hippos poop, they squirt it all over the place to mark their territory. I don't remember anything about pee.

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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 01:32:16 pm »
Yeah, when that hippos tail starts to spinnin' it's time to haul ass out of the hippo enclosure.

I found this out the hard way.
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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 01:35:37 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 19, 2008, 01:32:16 pm
Yeah, when that hippos tail starts to spinnin' it's time to haul ass out of the hippo enclosure.

I found this out the hard way.

Something I would have preferred to read at pretty much any time other than just after having eaten lunch and already feeling uncomfortably full.

Hippo are awesome though - saw plenty when I was in Tanzania last year. Bloody lethal animals considering they're herbivores...
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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 02:23:29 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 19, 2008, 01:32:16 pm
Yeah, when that hippos tail starts to spinnin' it's time to haul ass out of the hippo enclosure.

I found this out the hard way.

Pictures or it never happened.
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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 04:33:53 pm »
Not only is Onstad not making this up, he's not exaggerating either. http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp?wpc=tractlist.asp&wpp=a
I just read the one about how Roman Catholics are evil and all going to hell.
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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 04:45:19 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on August 19, 2008, 04:33:53 pm
Not only is Onstad not making this up, he's not exaggerating either. http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp?wpc=tractlist.asp&wpp=a
I just read the one about how Roman Catholics are evil and all going to hell.

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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 04:49:36 pm »

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Introduces Catholics to the real Bread of Life, Jesus Christ.

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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2008, 05:06:21 pm »
I will never get the whole "Catholics are going to hell" thing. Last I checked that's the church that Jesus specifically started. Do these people think he just started it as like a joke or some kind of test? I don't get this at all.

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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2008, 05:47:39 pm »
I mean, it is not exactly a matter of absolute historical record that jesus said "hey, you guys, you go pick a pope and be my church. make people confess their sins and take communion. Also, have a lot of stuff about my Mom in there."

Like, it was founded by the disciples, right? My understanding is that Catholics are heading to Hellfire because the catholic church focuses so much on ritual and stuff that isn't anywhere in the bible, rather than having a personal relationship with jesus, etc. The whole Protestantism split was based on this, right? Luther deciding that Catholics weren't following Jesus' teachings?
I find the catholic church compelling, Religion should definitely have heck of ritual associated with it. Lots of chanting and stuff.
 mostly because I get it from both sides in exciting, ethnic ways-- spanish catholics to the left of me, irish catholics to the right.

(here I am, lapsed in the middle with you)
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Re: 19 Aug 2008 - Spiced with the eternal condiment of SIN
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 05:50:47 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 19, 2008, 05:06:21 pm
I will never get the whole "Catholics are going to hell" thing. Last I checked that's the church that Jesus specifically started. Do these people think he just started it as like a joke or some kind of test? I don't get this at all.

Well... if Jesus was a beach ball in 1517, you would have seen a scene where Martin Luther just mad ran with it under his arm to a new beach, and lots of people ran away with him, and soon lots of people had their own balls which they swear it's the official one.
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