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Author Topic: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.  (Read 4491 times)

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22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« on: August 22, 2008, 03:45:57 am »
It maybe nothing particularly special, but I like this one.
I think ultimately I read Achewood just so I'm right there when Onstad coins the world's most awesome phrase.

I really, really wanted to go with 'The visual drama of his own genitalia' but forcemeat... c'mon. You can't argue with that.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 03:51:47 am »
This joke hinges upon the ability to believe that a fur-covered animal would have distinctive pubic hair.

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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 03:57:44 am »
[cue pubic grooming debate]   
All such as with lfm telling us something about how pubic hair was created by some totalitarian organization of dagger wielding skeletons as part of pyramid scam to make his dick look smaller.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 04:35:34 am »
I trim.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 04:50:37 am »
I have a bush you could hide a VCR in.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 04:55:14 am »
Also, this is a Glen of Imaal Terrier:



Who wouldn't want their genetalia gnawed off by this cute li'l guy?
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2008, 05:26:14 am »
Nah, I'm pretty much pro-pubic hair.

In my late teens, though, I pulled out all my body hair in a nervous breakdown and it never grew back as thick... but that's not really a grooming thing.

It's a neurotic thing.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2008, 06:05:44 am »
Whoa whoa what?

You have a neurotic thing that makes you pull out your pubic hair?  Like, not just once?  Cause I kind of do the same with, you know, my head.  It is because I smoke entirely too many cigarettes.  But yeah, that must hurt a lot.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2008, 06:18:37 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on August 22, 2008, 05:26:14 am
Nah, I'm pretty much pro-pubic hair.

I read that as 'public' at first. Which I guess would be hair you're not ashamed to show off? Or maybe hair funded by the tax-payer?
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2008, 06:35:48 am »
No, just the once.

Kind of a... kind of a Pink Floyd shaving-the-eyebrows freak out kinda thing.

My panic flare-ups over the course of my life have pretty much manifested in a different way every time.

It's just... y'know... everything all over my body came back less coarse after that.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2008, 06:54:16 am »
That's such a cute little dog! Squeeee!

A second thing: Beef makes a very valid point about the biological importance of pubic hair. It is the place where people keep all of their pheremones. When I first began to trim, I was worried that it would cause girls to find me less attractive, and they wouldn't know why. But my current girlfriend lives in England, and she can't smell me over the internet, so I don't worry about it anymore.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2008, 12:34:56 pm »
Beef is a fuck*ng dick. Fanciful notions about our ability to manipulate the visual drama of our own genitalia is what makes us human.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2008, 01:00:01 pm »
Someday I'm going to go back and count how many strips feature Molly starting out happy and excited, then moving through annoyed into sad/worried.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2008, 01:21:44 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on August 22, 2008, 06:54:16 am
That's such a cute little dog! Squeeee!

A second thing: Beef makes a very valid point about the biological importance of pubic hair. It is the place where people keep all of their pheremones. When I first began to trim, I was worried that it would cause girls to find me less attractive, and they wouldn't know why. But my current girlfriend lives in England, and she can't smell me over the internet, so I don't worry about it anymore.

She probably gets that crotch-smell fix by eating the English food anyway. There's a reason why they call it "Spotted Dick."
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2008, 03:03:29 pm »
Trimming makes you look longer, but completely shaving makes you look freaking huge!

I don't really know this. Try at your own risk!
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