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Author Topic: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.  (Read 4487 times)

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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2008, 03:12:54 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on August 22, 2008, 12:34:56 pm
Beef is a fuck*ng dick. Fanciful notions about our ability to manipulate the visual drama of our own genitalia is what makes us human.

...says the Brazilian. :)
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2008, 03:23:08 pm »
So busted.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2008, 03:25:12 pm »
It must be tough imagining all potential choices in your life from the perspective of a coroner's report.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2008, 03:41:09 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on August 22, 2008, 03:12:54 pm
...says the Brazilian. :)

Cha-Ching!

A tiny can sir, but if you shave around it you might be able to manipulate it's visual drama.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2008, 03:53:46 pm »
Quote from: colmore on August 22, 2008, 03:25:12 pm
It must be tough imagining all potential choices in your life from the perspective of a coroner's report.
People always go on about my tattoo choices - "What about when you're old and the tattoo gets all saggy and wrinkly" or something along those lines, which seems like a ridiculous criterion for things.  Taken to its logical conclusion, you might as well do nothing since you're going to die and rot anyway.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2008, 04:41:44 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on August 22, 2008, 03:53:46 pm
People always go on about my tattoo choices - "What about when you're old and the tattoo gets all saggy and wrinkly" or something along those lines, which seems like a ridiculous criterion for things.  Taken to its logical conclusion, you might as well do nothing since you're going to die and rot anyway.

And that's why I don't do anything!
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2008, 08:17:29 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on August 22, 2008, 12:34:56 pm
Beef is a fuck*ng dick. Fanciful notions about our ability to manipulate the visual drama of our own genitalia is what makes us human.

Can...did...has...

...Didn't anybody notice that Roast Beef is not human? 

For real, guys. 

Also, it seems like we've already had the pubic hair discussion several times.  I never thought I'd say this, but I'm kind of tired of it at this point. 

You guys have fun, tho. 
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2008, 01:28:40 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on August 22, 2008, 09:26:34 pm
Oh c'mon, JL. Them dudes are so highly anthropomorphised they're pushing us off the top of the evolutionary ladder.

Yep. I mean... that sort of discussion... happens between couples.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2008, 01:32:41 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on August 22, 2008, 08:17:29 pm
Can...did...has...

...Didn't anybody notice that Roast Beef is not human? 

For real, guys. 

Also, it seems like we've already had the pubic hair discussion several times.  I never thought I'd say this, but I'm kind of tired of it at this point. 

You guys have fun, tho. 


*faints*

edited to hide the fact that I can't help mispelling something even when my post is only one word long!
« Last Edit: August 24, 2008, 10:07:05 am by Doc »
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2008, 07:22:21 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on August 22, 2008, 08:17:29 pm
...Didn't anybody notice that Roast Beef is not human? 

"Roast Beef is a gray male, thirty to thirty-five"

See, therein lies ... he's a cat, hence capable of being gray, yet he can also be age 30 to 35.  I am so confused I'm gonna go outside.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2008, 02:15:33 am »
Poobies.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2008, 10:34:59 pm »
Quote from: Doc on August 23, 2008, 01:32:41 am
*faints*

edited to hide the fact that I can't help mispelling something even when my post is only one word long!

I was scratching my head over the angle you were apparently taking with feints.  I had concluded I wasn't enough of a hipster to get it.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2008, 02:27:28 pm »
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People always go on about my tattoo choices - "What about when you're old and the tattoo gets all saggy and wrinkly" or something along those lines, which seems like a ridiculous criterion for things.  Taken to its logical conclusion, you might as well do nothing since you're going to die and rot anyway.

Agreed.  I love seeing World War II vets with big green blobs on their arms.  Sure it hasn't looked like a squareknot since LBJ was in office, but it transforms "some random old person" into "dude who has lived long and interesting."

I'm actually about to (as in, in a few hours) going to get my second tattoo.  The first is a drawing of a pocket knife that I did to look like it's sort of in R Crumb's style.  The image itself is a broad Rushmore reference.  The new one is going to be an armband just above the right elbow of a scene from Krazy Kat.  I'm stoked.  I put off getting this tattoo because a famous person from my home town also has a Krazy Kat tattoo, but I realized that I don't care.
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Re: 22 August 2008 - A terrified, asexual forcemeat.
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2008, 03:12:05 pm »
is it time to revive one of the two or three tattoo threads we have already? I have a new one to put in the gallery too.
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