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[theinevitable]

I really like tofu. I think we might be eating... not really vegetarian, more like carbohydrate-atarian this year. Because cooking meat/buying meat/storing meat is more of a hassle.

Yesterday we ate so much macaroni and cheese. Hoo boy.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Look, I need something to put in my fuck*ng sandwiches.

I don't like fake meats.  But damnit if something between two slices of bread isn't the dominate lunch paradigm.

If it's just lettuce in there, it becomes a salad I can hold in my hands.

P.S.  A big "Fuck you" to restaurants with a garden burger as the sole vegetarian option.  I never want to eat another of those in my life.

Slice of tofu? Portabella mushroom? Avocado? Marmite?

I don't have an issue with non-animal-sources-of-protein-that-normally-come-from-animals, I just don't want the undue effort to try to fool people into thinking it's meat. Tofu is similar to cheese, sure, but that's because it's made in a similar fashion. Textured soy protein or mycoprotein texture loaf is an INTENTIONAL effort to say "Hey! This can be meat-like!"

[Bobby Isosceles]

Now that my biology has run its course on this Quorn, I have to say: No. HELL NO. HELL NO!

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As an omnivore with a very vegetable-heavy diet, I find a healthy mixture of soluble and insoluble fiber* to produce bulk and regularity.


Showbiz Kazenzakis would say -- "Hella plop-plops! Let's party!"

Whatever fiber is in Quorn Turk'y Loaf is an abomination and serves to maintain zero consistency. I thought the rocket-propelled soy deuces were hideous, but Lord, was I unprepared for Quorn. Quorn detritus has a cohesion best termed as "ropy", as if the Turk'y were attempting to rappel into the pool while Ahnold was on the top of this great big dung-rope, shouting "GET ON DA CHOPPAH!"


Quorn, you are Fired.



* banana and yeast smoothies, okra and lentil curries, spinach and celery based salads, whole-grain, self-baked barley and wheat bran bread, etc.

[KeithHernandez]

Veggie hot dogs are not bad when compared to non-kosher dogs, etc, and can be nice when grilling with meat eaters.

Man, that is when I knew I should be a vegetarian.  My mom bought me some veggie hot dogs and I just freaked out at the perceived grossness.  Then I thought about all the hot dogs I had eaten up to then and realized, whatever in the fuck is in this, it is a ton better than whatever was in those hotdogs.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Man, that is when I knew I should be a vegetarian.  My mom bought me some veggie hot dogs and I just freaked out at the perceived grossness.  Then I thought about all the hot dogs I had eaten up to then and realized, whatever in the fuck is in this, it is a ton better than whatever was in those hotdogs.

I like the Boca bratwurst clones, have you had those?

[Doc]

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[Bobby Isosceles]

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I told you you didn't want to know.

[Golfhaus]

Dude, I read it. I read it twice.

But my family talks about pooping at dinner. When we've gone out for dinner. At a place where t-shirts are "a little underdressed for a place like this."

[pmcd9]

I liked the fake turkey