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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #60 on: September 04, 2008, 08:35:33 pm »
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/09/jon-stewart-ann.html
This was absolutely hilarious. I especially liked the part where O'Reilly says that 16 year old spears' pregnancy should be blamed on poor parenting, then completely OKs teen pregnancy when it comes to Governor Palin.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #61 on: September 04, 2008, 10:16:09 pm »
I'm not ashamed to admit it - I get 20% of my news from the Yahoo! front page, 35% from Countdown with Keith Olbermann, and 45% from The Daily Show.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #62 on: September 04, 2008, 11:18:44 pm »
I get 50% of my news from NPR, 25% from Air America, 20% from assorted newspapers and 5% from Conspiracy Monster, a muppet that lives inside my head.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #63 on: September 05, 2008, 12:23:51 am »
If there were a Muppets news program on the air, I'd watch it. Come to think of it, I'd watch Muppets do just about anything.

Porn. I would not watch Muppets porn. I draw the line there.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #64 on: September 05, 2008, 12:29:10 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on September 05, 2008, 12:23:51 am
If there were a Muppets news program on the air, I'd watch it. Come to think of it, I'd watch Muppets do just about anything.

Porn. I would not watch Muppets porn. I draw the line there.

I believe there was a segment on the old Daily Show about just this genre.

Muppet Mythbusters would punish.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #65 on: September 05, 2008, 12:39:42 am »
Haven't you guys ever heard of GNN? 
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #66 on: September 05, 2008, 12:49:42 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on September 05, 2008, 12:39:42 am
Haven't you guys ever heard of GNN? 
hahahah. "some grouches think the letter G is grouchy word because it starts words like "goo" "garbage"... and "gastroenteritis"

Tomorrow well go over basic shapes, like Circle, Square, and dodecadodecahedron.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #67 on: September 05, 2008, 01:14:08 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on September 05, 2008, 12:39:42 am
Haven't you guys ever heard of GNN? 

You do realize that I was afraid to click on that?

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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #68 on: September 05, 2008, 01:39:25 am »
News flash:  Bobby has scarred Wombles.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #69 on: September 05, 2008, 01:44:02 am »
Quote from: wombat on September 05, 2008, 01:14:08 am
You do realize that I was afraid to click on that?



Wombles, would I ever lead you astray? 
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #70 on: September 05, 2008, 01:19:42 pm »
John McCain gave a speech.  When he was talking about tax policy, war, and domestic programs, I was very uncomfortable.  When he was talking about being a POW and fighting to win in November, I was with him all the way.  That leads me to believe that I am an idiot.

Also: Every time the crowd interrupted the speech to chant "USA, USA, USA" I was sure that all of Republicandom was piss-drunk.  It turns out they had planned the chant to shout down protesters.  I'd love to see video of protesters getting beaten and tear-gassed to the sound of the delegates chanting "USA USA!".  That would be a great.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #71 on: September 05, 2008, 02:11:19 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on September 05, 2008, 01:39:25 am
News flash:  Bobby has scarred Wombles.

Wasn't me.

I'd recommend Meet the Feebles.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2008, 02:24:01 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on September 05, 2008, 02:11:19 pm
I'd recommend Meet the Feebles.
I'd vote for this man.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2008, 04:26:29 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on September 05, 2008, 02:11:19 pm
Wasn't me.

That one wasn't you, no. You're just the one who's scarred me for life.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2008, 05:00:58 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 05, 2008, 03:48:35 pm
I like where that gal is coming from.

Kinda knocks the shine off of the intellectual or experience lightweight claims to me.

Absolutely.  I'm sure that the bureaucrat who wrote that letter is experienced and is no intellectual lightweight.

Yours,

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