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september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« on: September 02, 2008, 08:19:10 pm »
September 2nd 2008

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09022008

oh yuck... The 2nd row pictures were quite graphic... i thought something was going on that i really didn't need to see.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2008, 08:24:23 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on August 28, 2008, 09:19:32 pm
THIS WILL NOT END WELL

Did I not tell you?  Yes I believe I told you.


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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2008, 08:31:26 pm »
Tina is a horrible person to have around in an emergency.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2008, 08:38:06 pm »
No, no, the correct thread title is "Huh! How DO you clean a belly button?"

But oh god, this IS ill and WRONG and hella overstepped.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2008, 09:04:09 pm »
Ray has ascites.  Pass it on.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2008, 09:07:36 pm »
You do NOT clean a bellybutton with a cat's clawed digit, that much is clear.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2008, 09:31:13 pm »
So unpleasant.  Is world's stickiest song, played on ugliest guitar.

Also, Beef is not a stupid nerd. He is a very smart nerd.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2008, 09:41:03 pm »
This line of text represents a smile-y face with his eyes hella buggin' out.

This line of text represents a smile-y face losin' his lunch.

This line of text represents a smile-y face shivering in the fetal position in the corner of a room.

The smile-y faces represent me after reading this comic.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2008, 09:53:04 pm »
I find that the best way to clean a belly button is to trim your fingernail with clippers, then wait three days. After that, the nail is still sharp enough to do any scrape extraction that may be necessary, but not usually enough to make you bleed.

I apparently have a rather deep belly button. I can stick my index finger in up to the first knuckle.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2008, 09:58:22 pm »
Ah, just what I needed today, a psychosexual nightmare vision.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2008, 10:46:02 pm »
I wasn't expecting that, um, development. It's a great, um, development.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2008, 11:28:49 pm »
It's the lymphatic system equivalent of an abdominal aortic aneurysm.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2008, 11:30:15 pm »
Ray you amateur. Everyone knows you stick an electric toothbrush in there. If there's anything in this world that can't be cleaned by vibration I don't want to know about it.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2008, 12:44:13 am »
I have a skin tab in my belly button. It's weird, and freaky, and makes cleaning more difficult.

I love how Tina's slang is stuck in like 1993. "Ill" and "nerd" indeed.
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Re: september 02 2008 - Scrut Scrut Scrut
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2008, 12:49:38 am »
...I don't really think about cleaning my belly button. Is this this much of an issue?

A girl I dated in high school had hell of weird belly-button issues.
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