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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2008, 03:14:35 am »
Quote from: lprkn on October 02, 2008, 03:07:34 am
I like to think that my brain doesn't even know how to take that spelling, as in it simply doesn't recognize it. I also like to think that a "bonch" is an area referred to by me and my friends as "the inbetweenus." Am I right? Probably not.

Round here we call that the "taint".
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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2008, 01:20:12 pm »
I have also heard "taint," as well as "chode."
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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2008, 01:44:40 pm »
Taint is the one I know. It's also the only one I've actually heard on TV/in movies.
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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2008, 02:15:41 pm »
Yeah, Taint. Though I don't think I've ever heard it in real life.

Semi-related weird thing I learned at work: there is some evidence that if a mother is stressed during pregnancy a baby will be more likely to have some characteristics of the opposite sex so girls become masculinised and boys become feminised. The reason this is relevant is that the easiest way to measure this is to check the anal-genital distance which is basically the length of the taint or whatever you want to call it. I think it gets bigger for the girls and smaller for the boys compared to non-stressed groups but I'm not sure, it may be the other way around. Apart from testing this in animal models one of the real world studies done is to check new babies in dangerous regions (particularly Israel for some reason, I guess they have a combination of continuous war and good healthcare infrastructure) and comparing them with the rest of the world.
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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2008, 02:26:18 pm »
A choad is a c*ck that is wider than it is long.
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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2008, 02:46:01 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on October 02, 2008, 02:26:18 pm
A choad is a c*ck that is wider than it is long.

Hung like a hockey puck?
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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2008, 02:49:02 pm »
BWAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2008, 01:00:02 am »
Who is on the penny?
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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2008, 01:01:51 am »
Queen Elizabeth II.
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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2008, 03:18:37 pm »
I loved this arc; this strip kinda disappointed me initially.

But something about Cornelius' leaf-blowing gives me the chuckles, upon further reflection. Just his attitude of "fuck you, I'm blowing leaves".

A dramatic reveal completely destroyed is also good.
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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2008, 04:30:05 pm »
Knak! Knak! Knak!
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Re: 1 October 2008 - I should not have used my credit card for that
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2008, 02:06:49 pm »
My jaded old self actually laughed out loud at work and I had to explain that I was looking at a story about cartoon cats participating in imaginary sex acts.
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