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15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« on: October 15, 2008, 10:03:16 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10152008

Is this the part where we talk about how horrible it is to go to a strip club?


[edit: it's October, not August]
« Last Edit: October 15, 2008, 10:37:24 pm by CortJstr »
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 15 August 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2008, 10:26:29 pm »
she looks grotesque, yet also sort of like T's sister.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2008, 10:29:39 pm by Arachno-capitalist »
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2008, 10:50:26 pm »
She's horrifying. She looks like she's wearing some horrible mask. Why do the eyes look so horrid and dead when other characters in the strip have the same eyes and look normal?
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2008, 10:52:29 pm »
Quote from: wombat on October 15, 2008, 10:50:26 pm
Why do the eyes look so horrid and dead...?

Because she's a stripper?
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2008, 11:14:54 pm »
Bachelor party? That's the only way I could see one remembering the exact date. And according to the touamb calendar, it wasn't your birthday.

The last time I went to a strip club was a couple of years ago in southern California. I spent sixty bucks, and felt used. I haven't been to a place since. (Although I'm sure it doesn't hurt that the closest place to me now is over two hours away)
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2008, 11:27:51 pm »
I've actually never been to one. I can't see it going well.
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2008, 11:30:33 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 15, 2008, 11:26:48 pm
I guess the house specialty move was to use both hands to spread their butt cheeks while grinding it in front of you and just barely nip a fingertip in and out of their asshole.

Jesus christ that is the worst thing I have read all day.  Now not only do I have this.. image in my mind but there is also a notional smell. The stink of stripper, sweaty, cosmetically bleached anus, and industrial floor deodorant is palpable.
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008, 11:32:03 pm »
Also, is Achewood officially a furry jerk-off comic now?  And so another of the load-bearing columns of my dignity buckles and falls.
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2008, 01:45:08 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 15, 2008, 11:26:48 pm

Wait a minute, maybe strip clubs are shabby and saddening!

Gee, you think?

It's been about 10 years or so for me.  Buddy's bachelor party.  Friend of a friend was a bartender (2d job while trying to get his criminal law practice going) at the biggest strip club in town.  It's amazing how invariably a strip club experience will leave you less fulfilled that when you go in.

Bartender guy is disbarred now and serving time in federal prison for his meth lab.
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2008, 02:31:53 am »
Art on the first panel is so good (actually, through the whole strip; very nice use of greys). I had known Connie for his customary use of high English, but I can't remember other instances of this type of lyrical prose from him ("tides of birth and grief" - but it is very lovely, to be certain.) I guess the theme of romance warrants that... this arc looks promising.

Also, I loved "silver dollar". Is this a real slang?
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2008, 02:51:39 am »
I was going to say facts about whether I have been in a strip club, but I think you can probably guess everything I have to say on the matter.
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2008, 03:28:04 am »
In what way do they mean the word "sentence"?
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2008, 09:59:18 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 16, 2008, 02:51:39 am
I was going to say facts about whether I have been in a strip club, but I think you can probably guess everything I have to say on the matter.

Your goal would be to go in and hold up a ghetto blaster playing Peter Gabriel and march them all right outta there and into community college?
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2008, 10:47:03 pm »
oh, no.

just that i would feel incredibly uncomfortable.
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Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2008, 11:00:29 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on October 16, 2008, 09:59:18 pm
Your goal would be to go in and hold up a ghetto blaster playing Peter Gabriel and march them all right outta there and into community college?
haha, he said ghetto blaster.

Also, the last time I was at a club in nyc, the girl giving me the business was a student at Hunter College, same year as me.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.
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