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23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« on: October 24, 2008, 12:41:19 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10232008


I bet those MacArthur Genius Grant jerks won't even look at this kind of thing.
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 12:45:02 am »
I think the correct thread title is 'no disambiguation,' but the best moment is when he calls him "Raymond."
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 12:51:45 am »
"...if there's one thing you can't trust it's a man and a woman." - Roast Beef is awesome.
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 01:00:42 am »
Every sentence in this brought me joy. Every single one.
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 01:03:56 am »
...and the vandals have already hit the "what_happened" article on Wikipedia.  Gave me more chuckles than the actual strip, that did.
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 01:06:13 am »
"Raymond, I am the first person in history to sleep with a stripper without paying her. Grant me the dignity of this triumph, would you?"

More and more, I imagine that the Corndog sounds like the original KITT voice.
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 01:09:23 am »
Quote from: iron_felix on October 24, 2008, 01:03:56 am
...and the vandals have already hit the "what_happened" article on Wikipedia.  Gave me more chuckles than the actual strip, that did.

This is basically treasure. I am going to think of this picture whenever I am in "damn the torpedoes" sort of mood. I will chuckle to myself, because I doubt that anybody I am with would actually be familiar with Achewood and chuckle with me.
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 01:38:50 am »
I'm still shocked at can of dumbass.  It's so simple and obvious, but I don't think I've ever heard it or thought of it.  It's like one of those inventions that makes you slap your head and makes the guy a bajillion dollars.  I'm not really a quote-droppin guy in casual conversation, but I'm using the hell out of this one.
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 01:43:19 am »
Quote from: iron_felix on October 24, 2008, 01:03:56 am
...and the vandals have already hit the "what_happened" article on Wikipedia.  Gave me more chuckles than the actual strip, that did.

Oh man, don't you love the internet? I swear I have no idea what we did before.
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2008, 01:47:36 am »
I think that I read a lot of books, or something. It's all kind of hazy.
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2008, 01:56:30 am »
My family had Prodigy in 1988.  I don't really remember this "before the internet" that you're talking about.
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2008, 01:59:33 am »
See, where I'm from, my family was considered pioneers for having the internet in 1996.

I think we were the first people who didn't know how to build our own computers with internet in Little Falls.
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2008, 02:00:21 am »
Quote from: lprkn on October 24, 2008, 01:47:36 am
I think that I read a lot of books, or something. It's all kind of hazy.

Yeah, I remember that. There were places where you could even read them for free, right?

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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2008, 03:59:20 am »
Quote from: wombat on October 24, 2008, 02:00:21 am
Yeah, I remember that. There were places where you could even read them for free, right?

Isn't that place Borders?
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Re: 23 October 2008 - open up a can of dumbass
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2008, 06:18:20 am »
Quote from: jaydub on October 24, 2008, 03:59:20 am
Isn't that place Borders?

Is that like project gutenberg or more like rapidsare?
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