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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2008, 07:15:27 pm »
I went to a wedding. On Halloween. Where no costumes were allowed. To protest the wedding party and immediate family all put on groucho glasses when the officiant said "husband and wife." When the couple turned around they were very confused.
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2008, 07:19:46 pm »
I did not do anything Halloweenie because we've been dealing with the side-effects of my brother's radiation treatment coupled with the fact that he picked up an already wicked stomach bug at the hospital where he was treated. Yeah. Strange days indeed.
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2008, 11:09:40 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on November 02, 2008, 07:15:27 pm
I went to a wedding. On Halloween. Where no costumes were allowed. To protest the wedding party and immediate family all put on groucho glasses when the officiant said "husband and wife." When the couple turned around they were very confused.

awesome

Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 02, 2008, 07:19:46 pm
I did not do anything Halloweenie because we've been dealing with the side-effects of my brother's radiation treatment coupled with the fact that he picked up an already wicked stomach bug at the hospital where he was treated. Yeah. Strange days indeed.

not awesome. Sending good vibrations your way.
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2008, 11:38:34 pm »
Since you said someone is it that it's a poster who does not wish to be revealed or are the lurkers on this board getting obsessive? How long before we see The Official Unofficial TOUAMB Message Board?
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2008, 10:54:32 pm »
My Halloween costume was awesome, but so potentially offensive that I refuse to allow any internet mention of what it was.  It was awesome though.  I am proud of my skills.
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2008, 12:22:46 am »
Quote from: side_show on November 06, 2008, 10:54:32 pm
My Halloween costume was awesome, but so potentially offensive that I refuse to allow any internet mention of what it was.  It was awesome though.  I am proud of my skills.
A conservative friend of mine dressed in doctor's scrubs with name tag that said "Dr.Obama" and covered his hands in blood. He was unable to wash the blood of the unborn from his hands.
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2008, 05:57:10 am »
My brother and his girlfriend threw a hallowe'en bash where the objective for costumes seemed to be going as the most offensive/gross thing you could imagine.  He went as his girl's dumpster baby, with a 4 foot, gnarly, red umbilical cord and garbage bag diaper.  She wore a white, bloodstained prom dress.  Other costumes included Hitler in drag (worn by a girl), a mostly nude bodybuilder wearing a porky pig mask and the male equivalent of a pastie, a blackface Serena Williams (on a hairy, white dude), and a credible Palin.  All future political careers of the attendees are up in smoke.
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2008, 04:35:01 pm »
Even beyond ideology, I never got where Palin was supposed to be so attractive.

I mean, certainly, a nice body for a woman who had four kids and all that but... holy crap, I think they invented "butterface" for her particularly.

Those horribly protruding cheekbones, like some kind of horror movie creature, like the between-picture morphing between a lady and a skeleton.

Now, granted, I basically live in the epicentre for women with great bodies and strange off-putting faces but...

Yeah. For me personally, the best body in the world just doesn't make up for an ugly face. Maybe I have weird taste, I dunno.
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2008, 08:07:31 pm »
I think going as Obama was an excuse to go in blackface this year. There were two at the Halloween party I went to.
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2008, 09:24:51 pm »
yeah, i find palin unattractive.

I, too, have some kind of unhealthy fixation on pretty faces. I am pretty sure it is a horrible mental disease where I want to be able to look at the person I am attracted to. You know, and like... talk to them and stuff.
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2008, 09:38:34 pm »
You can't look at someone who isn't pretty?
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2008, 09:54:11 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on November 07, 2008, 09:38:34 pm
You can't look at someone who isn't pretty?

I guess that's why tI is always avoiding mirrors.
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2008, 10:15:13 pm »
I was exaggerating? or something? I don't know what I was trying to express there.

"i care more about the face than other areas of the body" and also "I am making a joke," I guess.
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« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2008, 10:18:25 pm »
Noted.
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Re: Hallowe'en Plans?
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2008, 12:00:24 am »
It's ok Dan I got your back.  He's just saying that he don't want to bone no ugly women.
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