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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2008, 02:52:11 am »
Dang, if we can make a thread out of this, imagine what we could do if we had a comic to talk about.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2008, 02:53:42 am »
Maybe we could just talk about something else.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2008, 04:39:00 am »
I ended dinner prematurely tonight by telling the story I read of a man being killed by a hoss cock. Theres a video on the internet if you google for it. Bestiality snuff porn has to be the weirdest thing I've come across.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2008, 05:24:46 am »
Furry snuff porn would be weirder, I have to imagine.

A dude dressed up as a fuckin' Care Bear, convulsing and gasping as the last drops of life left his lonely corpse.

There are few deaths less dignified than a death dressed as a damn college mascot or something.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2008, 06:26:21 am »
Quote from: wombat on November 12, 2008, 02:52:11 am
Dang, if we can make a thread out of this, imagine what we could do if we had a comic to talk about.

Conversely our threads would make great spam, if properly distilled. 100% NATURAL GIRAFFE PLACENTA!
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2008, 02:00:12 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on November 13, 2008, 06:26:21 am
Conversely our threads would make great spam, if properly distilled. 100% NATURAL GIRAFFE PLACENTA!

Seven Kinky!
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2008, 11:37:36 pm »
What is this sex you speak of, and how can I acquire one?
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2008, 09:12:37 am »
You see what happens when you edit the links out of the spam? Who will help sje46 now?

Selgiraffe, selgiraffe, selgiraffe.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2008, 09:13:34 am »
Quote from: Ruta Bagas on November 23, 2008, 09:12:37 am
You see what happens when you edit the links out of the spam? Who will help sje46 now?

Selgiraffe, selgiraffe, selgiraffe.
I guess hell have to jack off to porn he didn't find on a web comic message board.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2008, 02:16:37 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 23, 2008, 09:13:34 am
I guess hell have to jack off to porn he didn't find on a web comic message board.

Wait, there's porn on the interent now?
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2008, 04:28:48 pm »
Quote from: sje46 on November 22, 2008, 11:37:36 pm
What is this sex you speak of, and how can I acquire one?

I recommend always wearing Achewood shirts while trying to pick up the ladies. Any girl who isn't down with Roast Beef isn't worth sexin' anyway.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2008, 10:34:03 pm »
Conversely, as a lady, I got tired of everyone staring at my tits/rabbit ambulance image.  The stares were always just slightly too lengthy to be trusted. 
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2008, 11:14:58 pm »
Quote from: side_show on November 24, 2008, 10:34:03 pm
Conversely, as a lady, I got tired of everyone staring at my tits/rabbit ambulance image.  The stares were always just slightly too lengthy to be trusted. 

Do females always assume lechery in this circumstance? Sometimes I just want to read your shirt damnit.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2008, 11:23:35 pm »
I think I probably don't need to post to say I worry about this a lot.

But I do tend to do a lot of oops-i-drifted-off-and-you-just-noticed-i-was-staring-at-you. So I guess I get what I deserve.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2008, 11:44:21 pm »
Quote from: Doc on November 24, 2008, 11:14:58 pm
Do females always assume lechery in this circumstance? Sometimes I just want to read your shirt damnit.

I always figure that if there is writing on my shirt, I have to give the benefit of the doubt. Some people are just slow readers.
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