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Author Topic: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK  (Read 11017 times)

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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2008, 08:49:55 pm »
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We believe in nothing, Lebowski.

Ja, nothink.

None of that movie matters.
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2008, 08:58:35 pm »
You are all cowards.
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2008, 10:21:19 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on November 24, 2008, 05:45:25 pm
We believe in nothing, Lebowski.

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Carlos, at least it's an ethos.
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2008, 11:11:18 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 24, 2008, 08:49:55 pm
None of that movie matters.

Danny, you're out of your element!
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2008, 01:45:52 am »
Quote from: Doc on November 24, 2008, 11:11:18 pm
Danny, you're out of your element!

And so are you, Donny!
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2008, 02:42:19 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on November 25, 2008, 01:45:52 am
And so are you, Donny!

Yeah but inev's name is Dan not Don, so I thought it was funnier that way.
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2008, 03:02:32 am »
Quote from: Doc on November 25, 2008, 02:42:19 am
Yeah but inev's name is Dan not Don, so I thought it was funnier that way.

And so am I, Doccy.
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2008, 03:24:18 am »
Ah fuck it.

Let's go bowling.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2008, 03:27:20 am by Doc »
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2008, 03:48:10 am »
Lets.  I've been wanting to go bowling ever since I watched Lebowski in preparation for Lebowski fest then couldn't make it.  Dang, I am jonesing to do some bowling.
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2008, 05:14:11 am »
What is this Dr. Pepper can nonsense and why are they better than chubbs?
Also, why should I care?
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2008, 05:28:57 am »
When you're above-the-call-of-duty interesting, people can give you one.

When you're being pointlessly douchey, such as saying "Also, why should I care?" they mysteriously disappear.

Whoops, there goes one now.
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2008, 09:04:51 am »
They are an entirely arbitrary measure that we only ever really play with when people start talking about them. The more people talk about them the more people start to mess with them. That isn't meant to sound threatening (it would be kind of sad if it were) just that literally talking too much about cans will cause people to start thinking too much about cans and we've been there before.

I kind of miss when Jough would arbitrarily make it so they added and removed huge numbers at a time.
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2008, 09:06:03 am »
They are better because they contain delicious soft drink.

I assume this makes them better, anyway. I don't know what chubbs are so I can't really judge.
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2008, 10:31:04 am »
Pretty sure it's erections, if Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey has taught me anything. And it has. Oh, it has.
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Re: 23 November 2008 - I... HAVE... A HEART ATTACK
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2008, 11:23:55 am »
Oh, right. Erections are definitely better than Dr Pepper.
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