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18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« on: December 19, 2008, 06:02:20 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12182008

That is some hardcore depression. Daaaamn.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 06:08:49 am »
The "If I did I'd be bluffing" panel is a thing that happens in my life literally once a week. It is such a true thing. Onstad has insights.

Also, I never thought about it like this, but Roast Beef = Rorschach. Look at the last panel and see it.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2008, 06:33:05 am »
Somewhat closer to good old Achewood, in my opinion.

"Because I got depression" is my new answer for everything.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2008, 06:39:24 am »
Oh man.

Top strip basically HAPPENED today.

This is what I'm talking about when I tell people why I like Achewood.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2008, 07:56:00 am »
Quote from: Toaster on December 19, 2008, 06:08:49 am
The "If I did I'd be bluffing" panel is a thing that happens in my life literally once a week.

Man, if only it was only ONCE a week.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2008, 10:31:19 am »
Dude, have you heard of Seka?
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2008, 01:38:15 pm »
I have never heard of Seka but OMG, can we chip in and get Roast Beef a prescription for a nice antidepressant for Christmas? I can't take it anymore.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2008, 02:24:41 pm »
Quote from: wombat on December 19, 2008, 01:38:15 pm
I have never heard of Seka but OMG, can we chip in and get Roast Beef a prescription for a nice antidepressant for Christmas? I can't take it anymore.

I looked up Seka on Wikipedia and was quite disappointed. I will opt to pretend that Ray was mispronouncing "Sega."

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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2008, 03:38:37 pm »
This strip just made me sad.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2008, 03:39:18 pm »
Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without the depression.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2008, 07:58:31 pm »
I showed the girlfriend this strip, explaining to her that in the penispad and BK cases, this is how I feel sometimes?

But upon looking at the bit about the Christmas ornament, she just started weeping and asked why I would ever show a person such a sad thing.

I think she holds illusions of childhood happiness in an unrealistically high regard for Reasons.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2008, 11:41:16 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on December 19, 2008, 02:24:41 pm
I looked up Seka on Wikipedia and was quite disappointed. I will opt to pretend that Ray was mispronouncing "Sega."



Bobby, you had to look up Seka?  How old are you?
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2008, 01:10:39 am »
I loved Seka.  Those were more innocent times.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2008, 03:05:25 am »
I'm 29 and had to look Seka up as well. Cut-off must be somewhere in the 30s.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2008, 03:10:14 am »
I have no idea what Seka is and I am nearly thirty.

I imagined it being like Sanka.
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