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Re: Christmas Wishes
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2009, 01:48:48 pm »
And the dog doesn't have a brain tumor. She's pretty peculiar, though, but I think she was always that way before.
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Re: Christmas Wishes
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2009, 02:38:29 pm »
I didn't get my hat, but my birthday is coming up soon, so maybe there's that.

Also, the grandparents thing went OK.  Not perfectly, but as well as I could ask for.

Oh, did I mention how sharing works?  This is something I learned at our house on Christmas morning.  See, if you have a toy that I want, you have to give it to me, otherwise you're guilty of not sharing.

If I have a toy that you want, tough crap.
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Re: Christmas Wishes
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2009, 05:14:50 pm »
I drove past the Australian embassy on Sunday night. On the front overhang they have outlines of kangaroos lit up like reindeer. The one in front has a red nose.
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Re: Christmas Wishes
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2009, 04:42:05 pm »
Read Dilbert in your calendar!

Is SO good.

Is SO funny.
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Re: Christmas Wishes
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2009, 05:49:38 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 08, 2009, 04:32:24 pm
jalapeno and garlic jam.

That sounds pretty excellent, actually.
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Re: Christmas Wishes
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2009, 07:11:15 pm »
Tis the season to be ungrateful.
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Re: Christmas Wishes
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2009, 09:09:21 pm »
My girlfriend likes to give me little plastic toy animals that poop candy, for example.
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Re: Christmas Wishes
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2009, 09:14:11 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 08, 2009, 09:09:21 pm
My girlfriend likes to give me little plastic toy animals that poop candy, for example.

I had one that would send an entire intact cigarette from its rectum.

At the time I wanted to put it on my desk and use it to make dramatic exits.

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