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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2003, 11:26:53 pm »
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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2003, 12:01:21 am »
I think it is only right to compare Achewood story lines to the mighty Nile.
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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2003, 12:49:40 am »
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Not just wingtips, but wingtip boots.


With a cuban heel.  A crepe sole in these circumstances may not be the most resiliant but I imagine it's traction against stainless steel when turning ignition keys would be invaluable.

Let's just hope Phillipe can slow down before he collides with Ray's truck.  Just think how deep the bite marks would be when he sees that monster-vehicle looming towards him. :(
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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2003, 04:01:00 am »
Let's just hope Phillipe can slow down before he collides with Ray's truck.  Just think how deep the bite marks would be when he sees that monster-vehicle looming towards him. :([/quote]

I don't think anyone has to worry about Philippe colliding with Ray.  Beef, on the other hand, really ought to spend less time worrying about impossible Tetris problems and more time watching out for a van driven by a five year old otter steering with his mouth.  Philippe may be okay in the event of such a crash, but not so Beef.  On the plus side, Beef may just get to try out some of those extra long condoms pretty soon.
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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2003, 09:34:14 pm »
You'd think that at least heaven would be STD free.
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« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2003, 01:08:29 am »
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You'd think that at least heaven would be STD free.


If you impregnate someone in heaven, does the baby come out in the real world stillborn?
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« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2003, 01:26:19 am »
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If you impregnate someone in heaven, does the baby come out in the real world stillborn?


*weeps*
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« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2003, 01:29:34 am »
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If you impregnate someone in heaven, does the baby come out in the real world stillborn?


Shazam, most depressing comment ever.
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« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2003, 01:29:40 am »
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If you impregnate someone in heaven, does the baby come out in the real world stillborn?


*ponders*
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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2003, 01:30:34 am »
Bobby Isosceles, what's the saddest thing?
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« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2003, 01:57:21 am »
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Bobby Isosceles, what's the saddest thing?


Getting blood all over your clown su --- wait a minute....
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« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2003, 02:04:34 am »
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« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2003, 02:05:17 am »
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SUGE KNIGHT


You're right, Bobby. That probably is the saddest thing.
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« Reply #28 on: November 19, 2003, 02:10:52 am »
Wow, I leave the board and I come back to this. WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Anyway, the correct answer to the question is that Beef and Molly's child in heaven would be a beautiful angel of pure light and goodness and would, in the inevitable horrible fan fiction, be made to fall in love with Philippe and Ultra Peanut's child.
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« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2003, 02:12:20 am »
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CREDIT THE MASTER!
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