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Author Topic: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people  (Read 8833 times)

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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2009, 11:31:17 pm »
I don't have your autograph, Mr. Bacich, but I do have Dale Turner's and Steve Bartek's.

P.S. I know the dates are slightly off, but if you have an mp3 version of 'I'm So Bad', will you send it to me?  Us overseas folk aren't able to get that song on any music downloading sites for some reason.
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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2009, 12:19:23 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 12, 2009, 09:17:05 pm
Suddenly, Achewood is going to be based less on an anthropomorphized-animal version of Palo Alto, and more an anthropomorphized version of Portland.
Ray: Aw HELL yea! Check out my new mountain unicycle, dogg!
Beef: shucks well hell and damn on an egg sandwich but if that ain't the dumbest thing you've done yet oh and ah um i'm gonna go swipe the wi-fi at bagdad cafe

Please.  Teodor would have the Muni, not Ray. Decanned.
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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2009, 01:37:21 am »
Oingo Boingo?  That's the band that had one semi-hit from a John Hughes-produced movie and then gave us Danny Elfman's cinematic scores, right?

You still talk to Danny? Or his hot niece-in-law Jenna?
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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2009, 02:29:38 am »
Is it, in fact, a dead man's party? Is it true that we could have, in fact, asked for more? Could we have in fact, taken our body in with us rather than leaving it at the door?
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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2009, 02:58:07 am »
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Thank you for your patience and dedication, and please find a home for us in your RSS feed aggregator.

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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2009, 04:15:42 am »
Is Beef's Santa Claus comment a reference to the naughty and nice lists? Like Santa may also know who will be driven crazy by a hard life?
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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2009, 05:27:54 am »
Oingo Boingo fuck*ng rules. If it is silly to like them, well, then I am silly.

Seriously though I saw them live a few times and those boys knew how to rock a house down.
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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2009, 05:39:35 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 13, 2009, 04:29:55 pm
Just like they all really whack it to Johnny Cougar-Camp growling Paper in Fire annually.


Nuh-uh.
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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2009, 06:05:38 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 13, 2009, 04:29:55 pm
Just like they all really whack it to Johnny Cougar-Camp growling Paper in Fire annually.

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Why don't people understand
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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2009, 06:34:11 pm »
"I wonder if Santa Clause knew you'd be a crazy piece of shit when you turned fifty" is a pretty great insult regardless of context.
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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2009, 07:26:21 pm »
Wait, wait.  We have a genuine rock star on the board here?  Wow.  That's like, I mean, totally onion rings with awesome sauce. 

Those really good onion rings that are cut really thin and battered and fried up nice and sweet and get all tangled up in the basket so that you just pick them up by the handful and tip your head back and drop them in your mouth.  That's what this board is like normally. 

But having a former member of Oingo Boingo here...that's a side of ranch dressing, right there. 

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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2009, 07:45:03 pm »
JL, we have very different opinions on onion rings. And ranch. And, I'm going to assume, bleu cheese.
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« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2009, 07:56:44 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 13, 2009, 07:45:03 pm
JL, we have very different opinions on onion rings. And ranch. And, I'm going to assume, bleu cheese.

Ranch dressing on really cheap, college-town, we-deliver-at-3am-if-you-don't-mind-the-layer-of-grease-on-top pizza, is really great.
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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2009, 09:52:39 pm »
Hell, we have an internationally reknowned playwright, a borderline psychotic ex-college football player, artists, paramedics, college kids, misanthropes, professors, heroes and thieves of many stripes.  A rock star is just another bright stripe on the dreamcoat.
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Re: January 12. 2009 - I have some friends who are real M&M people
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2009, 10:43:03 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on January 13, 2009, 09:52:39 pm
Hell, we have an internationally reknowned playwright, a borderline psychotic ex-college football player, artists, paramedics, college kids, misanthropes, professors, heroes and thieves of many stripes.  A rock star is just another bright stripe on the dreamcoat.

He's not just a rock star, he's a Mystic Knight.

That's like, +3 hit dice or something.
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