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[theinevitable]

I like Vanity Fair so much.

I'm sure there are a lot of jokes to be made about this.

But, the articles are so good.
Also, I like clothes.

[CortJstr]

I like Vanity Fair so much.

I'm sure there are a lot of jokes to be made about this.

But, the articles are so good.
Also, I like clothes.

All I know about Vanity Fair is that back in like 6th grade it was known amongst dudes as a magazine that sometimes had nudity inside but that you could get away with looking at because adults didn't realize this/forgot.

[Bobby Isosceles]

BLAH BLAH BLAH HAY BOBBYISOSCELES HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

LOL MEAT CARDS

LOLOL ITS A BUSINESS CARD MADE OUT OF MEAT AND ALSO AS A PLUS LASERS ARE INVOLVED LOLOL ARENT I SO ORIGINAL

... yes, actually, you are! meat cards are a great idea.

[smick]

I've ordered a set.

[AugustWest]

Yo dawg, I herd you like bacon so we put some bacon on your bacon so you can bacon while you bacon.

[Doc]

Yo dawg, I herd you like bacon so we put some bacon on your bacon so you can bacon while you bacon.

Ideally you'd be talking about bacon cupcakes, so you can have bacon in your bakin' and eat bacon while you're bakin'.

[AugustWest]

Ideally you'd be talking about bacon cupcakes, so you can have bacon in your bakin' and eat bacon while you're bakin'.

I bow to your superior memeatology.  I herd you like tiny cans of Dr. Pepper...   Oh, I just can't do it...

[Bobby Isosceles]

we are now closed for bacon-related links and trivia until next year

thank you for attending


this year's bacon consumption:
- bacon cheeseburgers
- bacon-wrapped steak
- the Bacon Explosion
- bacon brownies
- bacon cookies
- bacon ice cream
- bacon infused beer
- bacon-infused chicken

[Doc]

- bacon cheeseburgers

The internet may have spoiled me in this respect but this seems a bit simple for baco de mayo? I mean, I'd never turn down a bacon cheeseburger but is there something awesome about the recipe you are not revealing here?

[Choop]

i had this crazy thing today it was called a B-L-T a sandwich with tomato lettuce mayonnaise and bacon on toast oh wowsers how delish hey bobby did you ever hear of that.

[Ruta Bagas]

I had a dream about bacon last night. I really wanted that bacon.

I mean, I don't even like bacon that much, plus I'm just about vegetarian. But I was so disappointed when I woke up and the bacon was gone.

Is this what it's like to be you?

[Bobby Isosceles]

The internet may have spoiled me in this respect but this seems a bit simple for baco de mayo? I mean, I'd never turn down a bacon cheeseburger but is there something awesome about the recipe you are not revealing here?

It's very difficult to get bacon that is ground into the beef to result in a good burger, as bacon fat and beef fat have vastly different melting points (which is why you can bard other meats with bacon easily) -- so you will either end up with a trichinosis burger or a hockey puck with islands of awesmeness.

the secret is to use a lot of egg onion and butter as buffer

[AugustWest]

Bacon brownies actually sound great.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Bacon brownies actually sound great.

I liked the cookies better, frankly, but the brownies were very good.

In the end, however, my bacon-wrapped steaks were the win. I liked the rub I used.

[wombat]

What kind of bacon cookies? I was deeply contemplating a recipe for peanut butter bacon cookies. (But yes, instead I was TOTALLY LAME and did not even manage to SHOW UP with my un-combined-into-cookies bacon and peanut better in hand).