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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #120 on: September 26, 2009, 06:54:53 am »
I can't look at that without thinking that it is merely a trap constructed by a spider or a giant, ugly giraffe intent upon eating humans who are drawn by the repulsive, yet irresistible form of said trap.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #121 on: November 18, 2009, 05:21:46 pm »
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #122 on: November 19, 2009, 04:46:04 am »
"You don't need to refrigerate them."
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #123 on: November 19, 2009, 02:47:06 pm »
Why is it that this is the first time that I've ever heard of envelopes where the adhesive doesn't taste like Satan's taint? Is our semi-edible glue technology really that feeble?  Surely the Japanese can make envelopes that taste like either wasabi or coquettish underage girls.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #124 on: November 19, 2009, 06:54:57 pm »
Quote from: TedStriker on November 19, 2009, 02:47:06 pm
Why is it that this is the first time that I've ever heard of envelopes where the adhesive doesn't taste like Satan's taint? Is our semi-edible glue technology really that feeble?  Surely the Japanese can make envelopes that taste like either wasabi or coquettish underage girls.

i am completely capable of believing that the japanese are not originally from this planet, even...
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #125 on: November 19, 2009, 10:07:21 pm »
Quote from: TedStriker on November 19, 2009, 02:47:06 pm
Why is it that this is the first time that I've ever heard of envelopes where the adhesive doesn't taste like Satan's taint? Is our semi-edible glue technology really that feeble?  Surely the Japanese can make envelopes that taste like either wasabi or coquettish underage girls.

I found a company that makes envelopes in a variety of fruit and candy flavors, but their website is terrible and hosted on Angelfire.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #126 on: November 23, 2009, 02:04:39 pm »
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #127 on: November 23, 2009, 03:42:18 pm »
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #128 on: November 23, 2009, 05:51:29 pm »
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #129 on: November 23, 2009, 08:06:22 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on November 23, 2009, 05:51:29 pm
i saw that in the archie mcphee catalog.

Oh, don't you start.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #130 on: November 25, 2009, 05:24:40 am »
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #131 on: November 25, 2009, 05:55:43 am »
Carl's Jr. named their youtube account after their target demographic? Well I'll be.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #132 on: November 25, 2009, 06:00:00 am »
They introduced "The Big Carl" at Carl's Junior recently and... what with my brother's up-and-down health, empty calories are great for the dude and so there are many Big Carls purchased for him.

However: we have both gotten into the habit of calling them "Hot Carls" after the imaginary sex act that middle-schoolers joke about as an in-joke.

And... now I just call them that reflexively.

And I am afraid that someday I am really going to get into a lot of explaining because of this problem.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #133 on: November 25, 2009, 07:55:00 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 25, 2009, 06:00:00 am
And... now I just call them that reflexively.

And I am afraid that someday I am really going to get into a lot of explaining because of this problem.

hopefully you dont accidentally unleash that on some unsuspecting nephew...
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #134 on: December 01, 2009, 09:38:07 pm »
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