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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #150 on: January 05, 2010, 10:44:10 pm »
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #151 on: February 23, 2010, 10:54:42 pm »
Too flabbergasted to think of a clever comment on this. Coconut curry lime candied bacon?
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #152 on: February 24, 2010, 02:53:49 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 23, 2010, 10:54:42 pm
Too flabbergasted to think of a clever comment on this. Coconut curry lime candied bacon?
http://www.thestickypig.com/

I can see the Coconut curry lime thing working - sweet, savoury with a tangy balance?  That could work for my palate.  What is up with the Bacon Vixen who created this stuff?  You know how sometimes people create a fictional persona to better their lives?  I think that is what this lady did, only then it became real... or as real as an online business I've never ordered anything from is.  She is all "hey boys come eat my bacon candy, and also, look at my tits!"  Good on her.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #153 on: February 24, 2010, 03:37:04 pm »
Quote from: side_show on February 24, 2010, 02:53:49 pm
I can see the Coconut curry lime thing working - sweet, savoury with a tangy balance?  That could work for my palate.  What is up with the Bacon Vixen who created this stuff?  You know how sometimes people create a fictional persona to better their lives?  I think that is what this lady did, only then it became real... or as real as an online business I've never ordered anything from is.  She is all "hey boys come eat my bacon candy, and also, look at my tits!"  Good on her.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #154 on: February 24, 2010, 04:23:59 pm »
I missed the bacon vixen the first time I looked.  Thanks for the heads up Smells.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #155 on: February 24, 2010, 04:46:55 pm »
bacon and tits?  there arent many other things that are worth a damn.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #156 on: February 24, 2010, 05:05:47 pm »
Bacontits?

I think Pedro just got a new nickname.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #157 on: February 24, 2010, 11:15:45 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on February 24, 2010, 05:05:47 pm
Bacontits?

I think Pedro just got a new nickname.

JL == Rod Huggins
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #158 on: February 25, 2010, 01:08:44 am »
Quote from: Doc on February 24, 2010, 11:15:45 pm
JL == Rod Huggins

... oh i get it..... its like a euphemism.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #159 on: February 25, 2010, 03:18:05 am »
Bacon has jumped the shark. According to this guy.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #160 on: February 25, 2010, 04:12:51 am »
just another one of those chowderheads who show up every six months because he ate too much bacon
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #161 on: February 25, 2010, 04:35:23 am »
Bacon tried to jump the shark, but instead the shark jumped up and ate the bacon in mid flight because it was so delicious.

I'll bet bacon wrapped shark steaks are delicious.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #162 on: February 25, 2010, 05:56:20 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 25, 2010, 04:35:23 am
I'll bet bacon wrapped shark steaks are delicious.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #163 on: February 25, 2010, 08:21:51 am »
Bacon wrapped shark Bacon?
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #164 on: February 25, 2010, 11:54:47 am »
Guys guys guys

I just realised

This is important

Do you eat that crappy bacon which is really fatty, known as 'American' or 'Belly Bacon', or back/side bacon where you actually get lots of meat with a little bit of fat around the edges?

Because I cannot abide the former of those two products but I would ******* my own ****** to get a week's supply of the latter stuff
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