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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2009, 11:03:51 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on February 13, 2009, 03:23:48 pm
I mean, heck, some people wash mushrooms, but I come from a long line of peelers. 
Peeling mushrooms?  That sounds like way too much work.
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2009, 01:15:39 am »
You are all crazy. You should clean mushrooms with a damp paper towel.
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2009, 10:48:09 pm »
mushrooms only need wiped with a dry towel to brush off what little dirt may be there. and never EVER brush off the gills, that's where the flavor is
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2009, 05:41:23 pm »
When my lady is away and no one cares what I feed myself, I eat these things:

Chipped chopped ham (sliced paper thin) and swiss cheese on kaiser rolls, microwaved for 45 seconds and topped with hot mustard.

Ray Steak from the Achewood cookbook, but with pan time cut down to 4 or 5 minutes a side and hella onion added in.

Pizza rolls ("Combination" flavor), baked at the suggested temperature until the filling just starts to ooze out and sizzle on the pan.

Zatarain's black beans and rice with Foreman Grill'd chicken.

Big can of Campbell's chunky New England clam chowder over garlic/olive oil linguine.

Bud Ice.
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2009, 07:48:21 pm »
Where are the tomatoes?
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2009, 08:05:47 pm »
White Castle Burgers? Now THAT'S what I call a pizza-roll!
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2009, 04:45:22 pm »
How do you eat this without getting it all over yourself? Or am I missing the point?
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2009, 05:07:08 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on April 01, 2009, 04:45:22 pm
How do you eat this without getting it all over yourself? Or am I missing the point?

There are two schools of thought, really. Some people like to eat it via the "honest" method, just cramming it in the general direction of their face, hooting, hollering, etc. I (and maybe I'm not alone) prefer the "delusional" method, carefully cutting it up with a knife and fork into manageable, bite-sized pieces.

It's really a trade-off; what one approach affords you in cleanliness, it robs you of an equal sum of philosophical integrity.
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2009, 07:49:07 pm »
Maybe I'm just a suburban liberal pussy, but I don't get the shove one food inside another food inside another food inside another food arms race meme.

Alternatively...

Shit food when stacked in a pile becomes a pile of shit food.
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2009, 07:57:02 pm »
Quote from: smick on April 01, 2009, 07:49:07 pm
Maybe I'm just a suburban liberal pussy, but I don't get the shove one food inside another food inside another food inside another food arms race meme.

Alternatively...

Shit food when stacked in a pile becomes a pile of shit food.

See also: The McGangbang
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2009, 09:47:58 pm »
I don't like it when my food touches. 
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2009, 10:39:15 pm »
Those are bad touches.
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2009, 02:15:48 am »
You're a bunch of sick bastards. 
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2009, 02:48:55 am »
I am ALL ABOUT crazy mush food where everything is mixed together in sauce.

Cooking for myself means a lot of this. I am HUGE on Zataran's bean/rice/jumbalaya type things with sausage. Also, crazy Indian food that my roommate knows how to make.

I think maybe it is some sort of thing from my childhood, having to do with being a picky kid or something?
I guess it's harder to be picky when all the food is mushed together. It is easier to be OK with eating something gross like tomatoes when they are mushed together with all kind of other awesome food.
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Re: The Times of Manly Men Meals
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2009, 03:29:12 am »
I think knife and fork is the only way to make it manageable but I think you'd end up eating the things individually so face smooshing is the only way to get the proper experience.
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