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[miles]

I guess it wasn't this thread but I've seen This is why you're fat here before. That place never ceases to amaze me. I think this is covered with tomato sauce but ketchup would be so much better.

[Choop]

something gross like tomatoes

your favorite fruit slash vegetable sucks

edit: oh right, the taco town thing. look, i like a burrito the size of a 2-month-old as much as the next guy. i've eaten the triple king at fatburger. box of krispy kremes? single sitting? of course.

but as a dude who also dry ages his own beef and bakes a mean batch of lemon bars, i just respect my food too much to mash it all up like that. the only way you'd catch me eating one of those would be for a ten-figure prize. and i'd relish every bite.

face-stuffer, of course.

[smick]

Even though I frown all of this almost-food mashed together in 'fanciful slop bucket' configurations, I raise my cup of tea (with pinky extended of course) to the Meta-Pizza.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/83580601/meta-pizza-pizza-topped-with-mini-pizzas

[AugustWest]

I'll have the lot.  With fried eggs on top.

[dejavroom]

I live with a guy that gets offended by food (he cooks, so he has that right... I guess). I've been pondering all morning if I should send him the picture of the sandwich sandwich. But it's too risky, dude's pressure is ridiculously high, and his heart would implode in anger.

I... I can't fathom the sandwich sandwich. My mouth can't bite that wide, and eating that with knife and fork misses the point, IMO. Slowly working your way like a termite inside it would mean munching only bread for a while, and then only meat, and so on, so... goddammit, I get tired just looking at it. Just too much commotion. But it looks fun to build.

[Doc]

Just too much commotion.

Heaven preserve me from that awful sandwich sandwich.

[smick]

That's like saying I flunked all my classes the worst way possible, which is a rebellion against failing.

I don't see the math that makes failing into winning.

[Harlock Hero]

That's like saying I flunked all my classes the worst way possible, which is a rebellion against failing.

No it isn't.

I don't see the math that makes failing into winning.

I thought it said "I intend to revel and make merry" under your party-hat-wearing avatar?

[smick]

My face prevents me from fully making-merry, I however continue to intend on it.

Further, it is with regret that I inform you that any reveling that may have occurred has been short lived.

[pmcd9]

Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl

[smick]

Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl

Unsurprisingly, I love this bit.

[Ben-San]

That's like saying I flunked all my classes the worst way possible, which is a rebellion against failing.

I don't see the math that makes failing into winning.

Aiming for 0 on a true/false quiz is exactly as hard as aiming for 100. In high school sometimes it makes total sense to do this because stupid things make sense in high school.

[Doc]

I had a stats lecturer who did that with our multiple choice mid semester, if you got 0 right you got 100 percent. It was out of four possible answers too so odds were better than guessing the right answers for all of them, but you had to get them all wrong.

Also don't tell me I'm the only one that tries to shoot the moon every damn time he plays hearts.

[smick]

Aiming for 0 on a true/false quiz is exactly as hard as aiming for 100. In high school sometimes it makes total sense to do this because stupid things make sense in high school.

Have fun... in summer school... winner?