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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2009, 10:50:11 pm »
Bears are awesome.  What's the fuck*ng problem?
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2009, 01:07:13 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 25, 2009, 10:50:11 pm
Bears are awesome.  What's the fuck*ng problem?

Given your hirstute, adipose nature, and penchant for fabulous moustaches, your statement can be interpreted a number of ways.
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2009, 03:19:11 am »
Hey-o!
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2009, 09:12:24 am »
I had to look up adipose.  And I thought I had heard every way there is under the sun to be called fat.  I must commend you on your originality.  Consider yourself can'd.
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2009, 03:09:29 pm »
I have a good friend, a large man of Polish/German descent with thick black hair and a full beard. 

Last time he came to visit, my daughter took one look at him, grinned, and signed, "bear." 

He asked what she was signing.  I translated.  He laughed, and said, "Yeah, it's funny because it's true." 
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2009, 09:23:33 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 25, 2009, 09:23:15 pm
I am totally not rooting for the panda. Don't get me started on pandas.

We should all chip in and buy Wombat like a case of this: http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?source=rss&utm_campaign=17989utm_source=thisjustin&utm_medium=rss&itemId=17989
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2009, 10:16:20 pm »
I would think regular TP printed with Pandas would be more in keeping with her opinions. :)
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2009, 09:59:51 pm »
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2009, 10:17:11 pm »
Signs of the recession: new and exciting uses for animal poop.
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2009, 01:19:50 am »
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"In fact what they do is leave their droppings as a form of saying, 'this is my area'.

"So if you remove it, they have to keep putting it back."

Seems like that shouldn't be too much of a problem actually.
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2009, 10:15:57 pm »
I agree.  Wombat comes back to no scat, says "Huh, someone's stealing my markings - I'd better chow down HUGE and leave a monster they can't lift!"  Instant boost in raw materials for the papers.
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2009, 12:42:25 am »
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"So if you remove it, they have to keep putting it back."


Quote from: pmcd9 on March 09, 2009, 01:19:50 am
Seems like that shouldn't be too much of a problem actually.

For a moment I thought this was the circumcision thread, and I was really confused.
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