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February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« on: February 26, 2009, 10:40:46 pm »
Onstad brings the goods.  All is forgiven.

Seriously the best strip in months (that makes it best of.. five, I guess).  Angsty Roast Beef, screaming angrily at his limp pecker, resulting in an irritated Molly. It is like old times, man.
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 11:01:22 pm »
It is lesbian bed death except with a dude and a lady, Roast Beef.

It is natural.

Roast Beef, inform Dracula that this is entirely natural.
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 11:03:45 pm »
Oh, damn. This, right here? This is the business. This is cask strength funny

"Show up with [appropriate pronoun] bro up" is simply grand.

Is the last panel foreshadowing some adventure at Comic-Con? I hope so.
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 11:15:00 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on February 26, 2009, 11:03:45 pm
Is the last panel foreshadowing some adventure at Comic-Con? I hope so.

Well, Mr. O-Sizzle is here in San Francisco for WonderCon this weekend, so I guess it's on his mind.  Along with floppy wieners.
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 11:27:58 pm »
OMG, Onstad at a comics convention. Times sure have changed.

I think "Floppy Weiners" would be a great band name, but I guess no guys would come to the concerts?
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 11:38:10 pm »
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2009, 11:38:48 pm »
Quite impressive, you know, dongwise.

This is my first laugh out loud moment at an Achewood strip in quite some time. I am full.

"worked up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise"
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 11:44:07 pm »
Phillipe is standing on it! Here comes a special boy! Don't get any on the Mayor!

...oh god
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2009, 12:43:30 am »
Quote from: Toaster on February 26, 2009, 11:03:45 pm

"Show up with [appropriate pronoun] bro up" is simply grand.


QFT.  Best line, hands down, in this strip. 

Dude's on a roll.  Good on him!  I wish I could hit a creative groove like the one he's been on. 
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2009, 12:48:41 am »
Wow, I was really expecting 4 or 5 good punchline suggestions when I got here. But then, I got nothing so I can't really complain.
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2009, 01:16:12 am »
DAng it, I didn't like this one as much as you guys did.
It was okay.
I gave it a two, and I normally only give fours and fives.
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2009, 03:13:09 am »
Beef is a man who gets mad when the Jim won't stand up. I know just how he feels.
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2009, 05:52:45 am »
Horrible things/Social awkwardness happening to a beloved character: Check.
Deliciously contorted wordplay and/or imagery: Check
'Dracula': Double Check
Molly is a bitch: Check.

We're firing on all cylinders today people!
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2009, 06:55:30 am »
See, I don't see where Molly was being a bitch.

I see a man who has to be nigh-impossible to live with and this girl's basically laughing off his ridiculous madness and will most likely have sex with him whenever it is that Dracula next rises from the rotten ruins of his fallen castlewalls.

Molly's doin' The Lord's work and, yeah, The Lord's work is a motherfucker but she keeps on keeping on.
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Re: February 26th, 2009 - A MAN IN WHOSE ****** HANGS THE SPECTER OF DEATH
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2009, 07:22:33 am »
Wait a minnit - is Bush back in the White House?  'Cause its sure as hell feeling like 2004 all of a sudden.
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