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Author Topic: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009  (Read 3494 times)

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Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« on: March 13, 2009, 09:43:27 pm »
Who shares a can of macro swill with eyeless strangers?  Lyle of course!
Is she talking around a mouthful of beer?  What's with the weird lip contortions?
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 09:45:11 pm »
I think we either puked or fucked behind the beer tent.

Why either/or, Lyle?  Why not both?
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2009, 09:47:56 pm »
An alternative explanation for the lip weirdness would be behind-the-scenes meth mouth, but I don't recall hearing much about that in 1987.  People were still calling it crank as I recall.  Right demo though.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2009, 09:48:21 pm »
Oh god, that - is she a woman? - is horrific. In that other thread where people were complaining about not seeing this comic yet, I almost told them they were better off. My stomach is queasy and my eyes are burning. I am not sure how much more Lyle backstory I can take.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2009, 10:11:25 pm »
At a Priest show, you might run into a cannibal named Death Steve.

At a Cure show, you might run into a guy named Death Apple blowing a dude named Steve.

Call me nuts but the former is preferable to the latter.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2009, 10:16:06 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 13, 2009, 09:48:21 pm
Oh god, that - is she a woman? - is horrific. In that other thread where people were complaining about not seeing this comic yet, I almost told them they were better off. My stomach is queasy and my eyes are burning. I am not sure how much more Lyle backstory I can take.

Yesh, you're right.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2009, 11:23:58 pm »
An already entertaining arc is made truly awesome by the inevitable tragedy now looming over the horizon.  I can't wait to find out how this develops into this.

I'm assuming everyone else already made that connection and just didn't bother to post the link.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2009, 11:27:57 pm »
Oh yeah! Well played, good man. This will be fun.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2009, 12:06:23 am »
Quote from: iron_felix on March 13, 2009, 11:23:58 pm
An already entertaining arc is made truly awesome by the inevitable tragedy now looming over the horizon.  I can't wait to find out how this develops into this.

I'm assuming everyone else already made that connection and just didn't bother to post the link.

Presumably it was her leaving him after Gator beat town.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2009, 12:06:59 am »
Quote from: iron_felix on March 13, 2009, 11:23:58 pm
I'm assuming everyone else already made that connection and just didn't bother to post the link.

OMG, no. You are too modest, sir.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2009, 04:54:17 am »
I almost -- no, I do -- feel like a cock to pipe up with "it's not 'a Jumbo Hole' it's 'some Jumbo Hole."  But there's an essential difference.

I am happy that Stad had the game to tie this in with still wearing a hat for her.  That is precision.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2009, 02:04:13 pm »
Quote from: iron_felix on March 13, 2009, 11:23:58 pm
I'm assuming everyone else already made that connection and just didn't bother to post the link.

Somebody mentioned this on January the 6th, but I can't for the life of me remember who it might have been.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2009, 10:25:24 pm »
I totally missed the hat thing.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Jumbo Hole? - March 13th 2009
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2009, 10:40:18 pm »
Quote from: herofix on March 14, 2009, 02:04:13 pm
Quote from: iron_felix on March 13, 2009, 11:23:58 pm
I'm assuming everyone else already made that connection and just didn't bother to post the link.

Somebody mentioned this on January the 6th, but I can't for the life of me remember who it might have been.
Quote from: herofix on January 06, 2009, 10:08:36 pm
P.S. Darlene? (  <---credit to some person on Assetbar).

...I guess we'll never find out who it was, then.
P.S. You get a can from me anyway.


Also, from the same thread:
Quote from: colmore on January 06, 2009, 09:20:31 pm
argh!  cameltoe!
You know, just in case Keith and Wombat weren't disgusted enough already.
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