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Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« on: March 24, 2009, 05:03:21 pm »
This gave me a few chuckles until the last panel, which just kills. I really like the idea of "retox".
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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 3
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2009, 05:08:46 pm »
I would have gone with "Jesus Vlad uh I ain't even sat down yet," but it's a tough choice.
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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2009, 05:16:28 pm »
My friend used to say that he was an asshole while sober so the doctors put him into retox.
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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2009, 05:18:22 pm »
Vlad is going old school with the big mic and smoking on the air.

Wombat, that would be a great thread title, but as the final line I'd DQ it.
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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2009, 05:30:56 pm »
The cartoonist mocks the ceaseless Internet bitching about his prolonged absences.
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2009, 05:47:04 pm »
That reminds me. From toothpastefordinner Drew's blog:

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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2009, 08:02:47 pm »
Great monologue from Vlad.  Although I'd quibble over the shekel/kopeck usage.
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 10:36:55 pm »
nothin' but love for this strip. 

I love it so much, I want to adapt it for the stage. 
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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 11:09:48 pm »
Achewood has so many great characters Chris doesn't eve use that much... It's a crime, really.
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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 11:20:23 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on March 24, 2009, 11:09:48 pm
Achewood has so many great characters Chris doesn't eve use that much... It's a crime, really.

PAUCITY OF POSTING IMMEDIATELY OBSOLETE
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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2009, 11:50:41 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on March 24, 2009, 11:20:23 pm
PARADIGM SHIFT IN FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE MARK

When the hell are we gonna get the story of Chucklebot?  I don't even know if he's still rocking dude's cans!  He was into that way before Pat.
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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2009, 12:24:30 am »
I mean, Little Nephew is fuck*ng dead in some sort of limbo, for Nice Pete's sake.
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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2009, 01:19:01 am »
I've got mad love for 'The Brooding Prince of Denmarkup language.' but I do love a pun.

I really like old school smoking on the air Vlad too, Wombat. It's just exactly right.
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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2009, 01:59:02 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on March 24, 2009, 11:20:23 pm
PAUCITY OF POSTING IMMEDIATELY OBSOLETE
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PARADIGM SHIFT IN FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE MARK

Tomorrow: Chicken.
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Re: Chris is not first man to lose mind on diet of white wine and car payments 32409
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2009, 02:22:43 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 24, 2009, 05:18:22 pm
Vlad is going old school with the big mic and smoking on the air.



Also, Beef's line is perfect.
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