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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #195 on: August 11, 2009, 12:39:43 pm »
Mannnnnnn
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #196 on: August 11, 2009, 04:23:14 pm »
We called these concoctions Chef A'La Barf when I was in middle school.  They made deadly food-fight armament, although you'd be suspended for sure if it got traced to you somehow.  They also made rad "science experiments" when hidden for a few weeks in a quiet corner of one of the quads.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #197 on: August 17, 2009, 12:37:19 pm »
Noo! Not my picture frames and things!
http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2009-08-17
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #198 on: August 17, 2009, 01:02:04 pm »
That is pretty outrageous flexing, you guys.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #199 on: August 17, 2009, 03:54:17 pm »
Quote from: wombat on August 04, 2009, 05:36:40 pm
You know, I knew an octopus personally once and it gave me nothing but sass. They can dish it out but they can't take it.

Which gives me an excuse to repost this image I made re: a dream you had -

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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #200 on: August 17, 2009, 04:31:46 pm »
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #201 on: August 20, 2009, 12:58:30 pm »
Steve, Hip: http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2009-08-20

Owl is a super-fast math homework copier. It always took me at least 2 rap conversations to finish.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #202 on: August 26, 2009, 02:48:09 am »
Sure futons are inanimate objects, but what's that got to do with anything?
http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2009-08-25
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« Reply #203 on: August 26, 2009, 03:41:17 am »
Oh, the fights I've had with futons.

Fortunately, I've prevailed in my battles thus far.

I've had to back up my step father a few time though.  His futon gets downright unruly.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #204 on: August 26, 2009, 05:48:54 am »
today, I wrestled a futon-like mattress into my tiny room and onto the bedframe, after spending several hours putting the bed together. The bed is really uncomfortable. Crap.

Also, did I mention that my bed and my desk take up like 80% of the floor space in my room. Oh man, i predict that soon I won't be able to see my floor.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #205 on: August 26, 2009, 01:24:58 pm »
Futons are bastards.
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« Reply #206 on: August 26, 2009, 02:56:05 pm »
[brag}I can roll up a futon and put it over one shoulder in 15 seconds.{/brag} #notkidding
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #207 on: August 26, 2009, 04:16:19 pm »
You must be a lot taller than me.  My efforts are, no doubt, America's Funniest-worthy.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #208 on: August 26, 2009, 04:32:45 pm »
Jaydub, it makes me lol that you think I am tall. Because I am short. I am a tiny Wolverine-sized man-child. Thank you for thinking I was tall.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #209 on: August 26, 2009, 04:50:27 pm »
*pocket-person fist bump*
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