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Re: less than three
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 03:15:54 am »
Can't you moderator-y people get the IP and do some research? Like if it's in Chicago we know it's Jough, and if it's untraceable, it's probably Gina's pu$$y.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 03:41:49 am »
Quote from: miles on April 14, 2009, 03:15:54 am
Can't you moderator-y people get the IP and do some research? Like if it's in Chicago we know it's Jough, and if it's untraceable, it's probably Gina's pu$$y.

CIORAN IS HOBOT AFTER THE PLANE CRASH AND THE AMNESIA AND THE SOJOURN IN THE EXOTIC ORIENT
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Re: less than three
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 03:50:39 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on April 14, 2009, 03:41:49 am
CIORAN IS HOBOT AFTER THE PLANE CRASH AND THE AMNESIA AND THE SOJOURN IN THE EXOTIC ORIENT

Cioran is John Galt.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 03:55:53 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 14, 2009, 03:50:39 am
Cioran is John Galt.

Nah, he's a bit too fond of the Iron Cross for that.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 03:56:55 am »
Quote from: miles on April 14, 2009, 03:15:54 am
if it's untraceable, it's probably Gina's pu$$y.

"My God... the IP... it's coming from the WHOLE INTERNET!"
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Re: less than three
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2009, 04:20:11 am »
I was trying to come up with something and then I saw Doc's post. And I quit trying. And gave him a can.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2009, 05:08:46 am »
"My God... she's full of stars..."
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Re: less than three
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2009, 08:22:41 am »
Quote from: Ben-San on April 13, 2009, 07:39:00 pm
Nolan showed no compassion but also showed no special absence thereof. He displayed no greater crime than an inordinate interest in photographs of strange things, and when he was sent an invitation from somebody who appeared to be offering his desired product he responsed with great enthusiasm. In exchange for this, he was assumed to be a pedophile and killed.

Is the absence of circumstances in which to display special compassion also a crime worthy of punishment?

Nolan's crime was being from the Internet.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2009, 12:02:46 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 14, 2009, 03:50:39 am
Cioran is John Galt.

Cioran is happy with all the attention.

As for

Quote from: Cioran on April 14, 2009, 02:34:23 am
That was early times, before the characters had really developed.

, I call bullshit. Achewood is Achewood is Achewood, even when it is not Achewood, precisely because it's Achewood. Could there be any strip that mapped and circumscribed Achewood's "I fart in the general direction of your expectations" spirit more efficiently than the very first one?
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Re: less than three
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2009, 12:32:00 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on April 14, 2009, 12:02:46 pm
Could there be any strip that mapped and circumscribed...

Fuckcrap, it's contagious!
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Re: less than three
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2009, 12:36:20 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on April 14, 2009, 12:32:00 pm
Fuckcrap, it's contagious!

Yes, indeed it is!

Also, you are full of it, Mr. Vroom. There was a very tangible jump towards anthropomorphization and continuity after Teodor's party. This was subsequently expanded on in various arcs such as GOF. How else did we get from "Teodor is an alive stuffed animal and Mr. Bear has no idea what a various liquors are" to "Teodor's parents were actuaries from Minsk and Mr. Bear is older than basalt and has seen it all" ?


Now, if we examine the various thematic undertones of Achewood in light of a "virtual leitmotif" for each character, as contextualized by the spirit of the audience at the time -- an "interactive zeitgeist" if you will, you will very clearly note --- OH FUCK I GOT CIORAN'D
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Re: less than three
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2009, 12:36:35 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on April 14, 2009, 12:32:00 pm
Fuckcrap, it's contagious!

Cioran is standing on it.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2009, 12:43:04 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 14, 2009, 12:36:35 pm
Cioran is standing on it.

A friend is giving me a book by Cioran (the real Cioran, not this one) on the condition that I burn it afterward.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2009, 03:26:40 pm »
Quote from: Doc on April 14, 2009, 03:56:55 am
"My God... the IP... it's coming from the WHOLE INTERNET!"

"It's coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!"

"... no, wait, I was looking at your IP.  Hang on..."
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Re: less than three
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2009, 04:24:47 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on April 14, 2009, 12:43:04 pm
A friend is giving me a book by Cioran (the real Cioran, not this one) on the condition that I burn it afterward.


There is no point in burning books because you always burn them too late.
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