The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Did you know...
that someone should really go fix up the Achewood Wiki, the Achewiki, which could serve as a knowledge base for all things Achewood?

Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Down

Author Topic: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009  (Read 8238 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Moderator
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 07:19:46 pm »
Quote from: wombat on April 29, 2009, 07:15:55 pm
Women mostly dress for other women anyway, because we know you guys don't have a clue and it's other women who are judging us.

Yeah, because if you dressed for us you'd go nekkid.
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

smick

  • -=Ray=-
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1351
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 1437
  • MasturBot 342: ONLINE
    • View Profile
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 07:31:42 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 29, 2009, 07:19:46 pm
Yeah, because if you dressed for us you'd go nekkid.

It's just this kind of wrong-headed thinking that's ruining America.

All good products have thought that's gone into their packaging. 

Also: You're talking about bunless hamburgers here.  It's rare you eat a hamburger for the bun, but if the bun wasn't there, the experience wouldn't be the same.
Logged

Carlos del Vaca

  • The Mayor
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1316
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5007
  • Greetings from Banana Town
    • View Profile
    • bigfool.com
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2009, 07:56:19 pm »
What we really need are swine plugs.  Perhaps they could help prevent the swine flu.
Logged
My friends call me the Mayor.
My enemies don't call me anything.  'Cuz they're all dead.

jaydub

  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1493
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5056
  • Arrant pedantry
    • View Profile
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2009, 08:44:58 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on April 29, 2009, 07:56:19 pm
What we really need are swine plugs.  Perhaps they could help prevent the swine flu.
Is the past tense of "Pigs Fly" swine flu?
Logged
If you desire peace, work for justice.

Toaster

  • King of the Make-Outs
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 193
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 629
  • I'll have you slayed!
    • View Profile
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2009, 03:06:13 am »
I totally forgot that link. Thanks.
Logged
My OCD makes me care about things.

Bobby Isosceles

  • Guest
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2009, 02:01:22 pm »
Quote from: smick on April 29, 2009, 07:31:42 pm
It's just this kind of wrong-headed thinking that's ruining America.

All good products have thought that's gone into their packaging. 

Also: You're talking about bunless hamburgers here.  It's rare you eat a hamburger for the bun, but if the bun wasn't there, the experience wouldn't be the same.

That's just Vegulon propaganda. A hamburger without the bun isn't lame, it's Atkins.

Also:

Quote from: smick on April 29, 2009, 07:31:42 pm
It's rare you eat a hamburger

I see what you did there.
Logged

Bobby Isosceles

  • Guest
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2009, 02:02:34 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on April 29, 2009, 07:56:19 pm
What we really need are swine plugs.  Perhaps they could help prevent the swine flu.

Only if the swine flu is caused by those who have over-et.
Logged

jay-ell

  • Den Mother
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 407
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 7869
    • View Profile
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2009, 01:32:25 am »
Quote from: wombat on April 29, 2009, 06:25:04 pm
If you've got enough that it flops around, that's not really comfortable, you know?

August wins the thread. The rest of you apparently believe that the main function of the female body is to be looked at rather than to be lived in.  It's not all about you, you know?

I was similarly entertained. 

Second paragraph QFT. 
Logged
"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson

jay-ell

  • Den Mother
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 407
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 7869
    • View Profile
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2009, 01:41:08 am »
Pedro just informed me that if you gents want to know why women wear bras, you should try disrobing from the waist down, spreading your knees, and flopping your testicles forward and back as vigorously as you can. 

Personally, I don't recommend it.   
Logged
"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson

Bobby Isosceles

  • Guest
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2009, 01:49:04 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on May 01, 2009, 01:41:08 am
Pedro just informed me that if you gents want to know why women wear bras, you should try disrobing from the waist down, spreading your knees, and flopping your testicles forward and back as vigorously as you can. 

Personally, I don't recommend it.   

So basically you're saying if you dont wear a bra you will squirt milk everywhere and then take a nap?
Logged

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Moderator
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2009, 02:32:43 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on May 01, 2009, 01:49:04 am
So basically you're saying if you dont wear a bra you will squirt milk everywhere and then take a nap?

Bobby, Yr doin' it wrong.
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

Bobby Isosceles

  • Guest
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2009, 03:45:57 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on May 01, 2009, 02:32:43 am
Bobby, Yr doin' it wrong.

Then I don't ever wanna be right.

Logged

Bobby Isosceles

  • Guest
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2009, 03:48:33 am »
Quote from: Toaster on April 29, 2009, 07:48:12 am
The point is, Charlie invented the bra. Does this mean he's gonna come back to life richer than his Uncle Ray?

No, he just introduced the bra to the Welsh. The bra was actually invented at the dawn of civilization in the Near East as a gift of the Assyrian king Ashur-Ba-Nipple to the Pharaoh Nefertitties.
Logged

jay-ell

  • Den Mother
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 407
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 7869
    • View Profile
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2009, 04:04:21 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on May 01, 2009, 03:48:33 am
Nefertitties.

Aaah! 

Quote
Nefertitties.

Aaaaaaah! 

Quote
Nefertitties
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! 

Quote
Nefertitties Nefertitties Nefertitties Nefertitties Nefertitties Nefertitties Nefertitties Nefertitties Nefertitties

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  GET OUT OF MY BRAAAAAAINNNNN! 
Logged
"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson

Toaster

  • King of the Make-Outs
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 193
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 629
  • I'll have you slayed!
    • View Profile
Re: Drawing Useless Fantasy Harness While the Family Sleeps - 29 April 2009
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2009, 06:30:56 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on May 01, 2009, 03:48:33 am
Ashur-Ba-Nipple

Oh, shit. I just had a flashback to ninth grade A.P. World History. And that calls for a can.
Logged
My OCD makes me care about things.
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Up
« previous next »