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Cioran

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Onstad for Pulitzer
« on: May 18, 2009, 07:21:03 am »
Let's make it happen for the Wodehouse de nos jours.
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2009, 05:20:51 pm »
Do they give a Pulitzer for cartooning?
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2009, 06:33:23 pm »
Quote from: Cioran on May 18, 2009, 07:21:03 am
Let's make it happen for the Wodehouse de nos jours.

How about we don't, and say we did.
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2009, 11:24:56 pm »
Onstad for a Pulitzer. Shit have you seen the octopus cock they print in even like the Atlantic these days? Onstad for a Pulitzer, and bugger the constabulary, including you Isoceles you fascist fucktit.
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2009, 01:48:40 am »
while i may agree with a certain sentiment expressed by this most persistent troll i must agree with bobby here.
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2009, 02:10:16 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on May 18, 2009, 05:20:51 pm
Do they give a Pulitzer for cartooning?

Art Spiegelman won a "Pulitzer Prize Special Award" for Maus, which is awarded for accomplishments that don't fit a particular category, though it does kind of sound like the Special Olympics of awards.
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2009, 02:17:07 am »
Cioran is, like, the Major Winchester of trolls.

It's an interesting approach to trolling, certainly.

We get a certain higher class of trolls around here and I do appreciate that. No "UR FAGZ LOL" kinda stuff.

Our trolls quote all the people Woody Allen quotes to get college-freshwomen all wet. There's something to be said, there's something to be said.
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2009, 03:18:49 am »
Quote from: Cioran on May 18, 2009, 11:24:56 pm
Onstad for a Pulitzer. Shit have you seen the octopus cock they print in even like the Atlantic these days? Onstad for a Pulitzer, and bugger the constabulary, including you Isoceles you fascist fucktit.

Okay, well I'll just reach into my "Give people a Pulitzer box," and ...

... oh wait, this waste of time is Cioran wanting attention, much like his namesake.

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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2009, 03:47:08 am »
The first deadline for Letters is coming up, so get started. We need $50. Maybe someone can hijack the tip jar.
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2009, 04:56:42 am »
It's like the whole board is trolling Cioran.
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2009, 05:49:20 am »
"hey guys, onstad is pretty great"

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, GET OUT!
WHO THE FUCK... WHAT GIVES YOU THE IDEA YOU CAN COME HERE AND TALK ABOUT ONSTADT!

HE BEATS HIS WIFE, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

FUCK!
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2009, 06:11:19 am »
How did that meme (is that the word?) start? That was before my time.
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2009, 06:28:09 am »
it's from back in the old dumbrella days (small times for some of us left from then) when onstad acknowledged that he hated us and got all paranoid and fascist in the achewood board there back when he ran it. sadly (?) due to him freaking out again later and getting all crazy-go-nuts and deleting everything and locking down the board from anything but polls, leading to the birthing of this here diversion
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2009, 06:40:42 am »
I see. (insert picture of Ray performing ocular shenanigans here.)
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Re: Onstad for Pulitzer
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2009, 06:45:18 am »
And by opposite reaction, ensuring that Assbar would be designed specifically to only allow positive comments by mouthbreathers while selling them stuff.
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