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ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« on: July 13, 2009, 04:21:06 am »
THATS RIGHT YOU READ THE TOPIC RIGHT

WITH MY INNOVATE FREE (THATS RIGHT ITS FREE) HOME KIT YOU CAN ATTSRACT OPPISITE SEX WITH PERHAPMONE.

SCIENCE HAS PROVE THAT FEMALES IS HOT HOT HOT FOR THE GUYS WHO SMELL WITH THE PERHAMOES

PEOPLE ASK ME DOES IT REALLY WORK

SICIENCE HAS PROVED IT.

I AM JUST A REGULAR GUY

I HAVE SOME CATS

ONE DAY i AM AT THE VET TO GET MY CAT THE BABBIES VACCINETANE. 

BY CHANCE MY VERTRAENARIAN AND ME WE GET ON TOPIC OF DOG SHIT

I AM LIKE YEAH DOG SHIT MSELLS BAD

AND SHE AGREED WITH ME

SHE SAID IT IS SCIENCE THAT DOG SHIT SMELLS BAD

SO I ASK HER WHY DOES MY NEW PET BABY CAT PISS SMELL LIKE DOG SHIT WHEN HE IS CAT HE IS NOT DOG IT IS COUNTER INTUITIVE

SHE SAYS TO ME THAT IT IS SCIENCE THAT PROVE IT

SHE SAYS THE CAT HE HAS THE PERHMAMONE IN THE GONAD. 

SHE SAYS IF I GIVE HER SOME MONEY SHE WILL TAKE THE EXACTO KNIVE AND SHE WILL CUTS OFF THE GONAD

SHE SAYS THEN THE CAT PISS WILL NOT SMELL LIKE DOG SHIT ANYMORE.

NEEDLESS TO SAY I DID NOT SEE THAT VET AGAIN. 

WHY BE SO CRUEL TO MY PET BABY KITTY AS TO CUTS OFF HIS GONAD AND ANYWAY EVEN IF I WAS GOING TO DO THAT I WOULD FOR $2.99 GET THE EXACTO KNIFE MYSELFS AT THE WALMART ONLY A SICK PERVETRT BSDM FREAK WNATS TO PAY TO WATCH SOMEONE ELSE DO IT.  VERY STRANGE WORLD WE LIVE IN BUT I TRYS TO KEEP OPEN MIND NOT TO JUDGE IF THE VET WANTS TO DO THAT AND A WILLING PERSON WANTS TO DO THAT AND A KITTY WANTS TO DO THAT THEN HEY MAYBE THAT IS THERE THING

I ASK MY KITTY YOU WANT ME CUT OFF GONAD AND HE DID NOT SAY YES OR NOTHING LIKE THAT SO I DON'T SPEAK CAT BUT I ASSUME ON SIDE OF CAUTIUON THAT PROBABLY HE NOT WANT THAT

ANYWAY

SO THE POINT IS, THAT PERAMONE IN THE PISS

SO ALL YOU HAS TO DO IS BUY MY FREE KIT

KIT IS CONSISTS OF STYROFOAM CUP

YOU PUTS PEE IN THE CUP.  (YOUR OWN PEE, NOT YOUR CAT PEE)

AND THEN YOU LET IT EVAPORATE

WHAT IS LEFT IN THE CUP IS DRY POWER RESIDUAL OF CONCENTRATED PERHAMONE.  SEXY SEX PERHAMONE.

SCIENCE HAS PROVED IT

THEN YOU MIX THE POWERD IN WITH YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME.

NEXT TIME YOU GO ON A DATE THE WOMAN WILL WANT TO MAKE SEXY SEX SEXY TO YOU AND SHE WILL WANT TO uhhhuhhuuhhh uhhh uhh uh LIKE THAQT PUSH VERYVYER VEYR HARD WITH HER PELVIS SO HARD SHE WILL SCREAM put it into me put it into me make it harder longer faster thikcker i wants to suck it at same time that i wants to have it in all my holes at onces i dont know whats to do

AND THEN WHEN SHE IS LIKE THAT ALL FREAKY DEEKY YOU PULLS OUT THE BOTTL4E OF THE PERFUME AND SPRRITZ SPROSTZ YOU GIVE SQUIRT RIGHT IN HER FACE AND HER BRAIN WILL EXPLODE AMONT OTHER THINGS.

IT MIGHT ALSO WORK FOR GAYS IU DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS CHECK WITH YOUR DOCTOR FOR MORE INFORMATIONS IF YOU ARE HOMOSAXSUEUL.

SATIUSFACTION GAURANTEED YOU WILL GET SATISFACTION.
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 05:27:33 am »
Just a regular guy who has some cats.
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 05:55:22 am »
I've also heard that tuning off your caps-lock drives the honeys wild.
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 06:06:28 am »
Heh.  It's too bad they took the blink tag out of HTML.

Personally, I really hate smiles.  I hate when programs like Microsoft Word change your text-based :) :-) into a graphical :).  There ought to be a law against that.
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 06:08:03 am »
<BLINK>AGUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!</BLINK>
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 06:29:49 am »
Quote from: miles on July 13, 2009, 05:27:33 am
Just a regular guy who has some cats.

That's why I gave him the can.

also the screaming is done in lower case and you will get satisfaction.  I think if making fake scam messages was an art we would have just found our very own Beethoven or Van Gogh or Dylan or some shit.  Classic, pure classic.
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 01:01:20 pm »
My cat told me he wanted his gonads cut off, but he's a damn freak.
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 05:33:45 pm »
My cat is such a crazy fetishist that he got his gonad cut off and put an attachment in the hole that socketed up to a fake gonad so he could remove his gonad over and over. It was sad when we sent him away to get treatment.
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2009, 05:46:32 pm »
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2009, 07:37:45 pm »
tl;dr did the troll say something

i sure miss THA SHUGAH RAINE HATH COMETH
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2009, 05:27:00 am »
bobby, i LOVE your new sock puppet! seriously, ten points to you. brilliant!
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2009, 02:17:54 pm »
Arianna Huffington taught me yesterday that the first usage of the term sock puppet in the sense of a deceptive identity was 1959.
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2009, 02:31:03 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on July 14, 2009, 05:27:00 am
bobby, i LOVE your new sock puppet! seriously, ten points to you. brilliant!

Choop, you insult me. I would do a much better job than this and we both know it.
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2009, 11:22:59 pm »
see bobby that's why i'm so impressed. you just take those expectations and warp them entirely. you *should* be doing a better job of it, but you aren't, therefore - oh! guess what! - it *can't* be you! absolutely brilliant. well done.
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Re: ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEXY WITH PERAMONES HOME KIT
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2009, 01:02:20 am »
Quote from: Choopernickel on July 14, 2009, 11:22:59 pm
see bobby that's why i'm so impressed. you just take those expectations and warp them entirely. you *should* be doing a better job of it, but you aren't, therefore - oh! guess what! - it *can't* be you! absolutely brilliant. well done.

You sure think a lot for someone from the South, but sadly, you're still wrong.
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