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Re: July 29, 2009 -- Death Just Grabbed Its Car Keys Off the Table
« Reply #60 on: August 03, 2009, 08:32:46 pm »

So the next morning, I went outside to sit on the patio with my laptop, and the very instant that my butt hit the chair, the phone started to vibrate, and I thought I had sat on a HUGE buzzing stinging insect, so I LEAPED up screaming and dropped the computer on the other chair.

This condition, of spazzing out when your phone unexpectedly vibrates, has been called "beepilepsy."
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Re: July 29, 2009 -- Death Just Grabbed Its Car Keys Off the Table
« Reply #61 on: August 03, 2009, 09:30:01 pm »

Well that is particularly appropriate since I had mistaken it for a bee. Well, it would take more one of those ENORMOUS HORNETS to buzz like my phone does, but it's all the same to me.
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