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Happy Birthday CortJstr
« on: August 12, 2009, 12:23:21 pm »
I know I should say something clever here, but I've used up all my cleverness by noticing the date and starting the thread. Carry on.
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2009, 12:35:34 pm »
Quote from: wombat on August 12, 2009, 12:23:21 pm
I know I should say something clever here, but I've used up all my cleverness by noticing the date and starting the thread. Carry on.

If only there was a topical inside joke I could use to compliment you on your memory skills...

Anyway, Happy Birthday CJ!
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2009, 01:08:26 pm »
Does this give us an excuse to drink?
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2009, 01:29:53 pm »
Wombat, thanks for the thready goodness.

AW, thanks. And can'd.

Deja, that's the traditional toast in a club I used to be in. Guy: I'd like to propose a toast. Which gives us... Everybody: An excuse to drink!

Ash, I do like german chocolate cake but I think I'll pass on c*ck colada. I always wondered why those were white.
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2009, 03:56:54 pm »
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"And I said, 'Kyle, I will kick you in the nuts.'  And I kicked him square in the nuts, and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan."

Which is to say, happy birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2009, 04:00:10 pm »
Happy birthday.  May your nachos be tasty and your women just tight enough.
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2009, 04:06:06 pm »
your birthday is when your nachos and women should be exactly where you want them on the sloppy/neat spectrum.

happy birthday buddy. make it a good one.
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2009, 04:25:09 pm »
Happy birthday!

I would sing you a birthday song but it is copyrighted and I would probably get sued.

Also, this is the internet and typing so you probably wouldn't hear it.

But... you know. The thought's there.
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2009, 04:40:00 pm »
i was looking for this thread.


happy bee day see jay
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2009, 05:04:09 pm »
im glad youre not dead

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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2009, 05:44:37 pm »
Carlos, from now on I'm changing my standard birthday wish to "I hope nobody kicks me in the nuts"

Paul + TI, for today I say make them both messy. If this isn't a day to be The Dirtiest Dude in Town then when is?

LFM, that's OK because I'm imagining your signing voice as horrific, anyway. So it's best I don't have to read it.

Choop, what Ash said.

greenkoolayd, not half as glad as I am. Or half as glad as the ladies of the world.


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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2009, 10:28:34 pm »
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2009, 11:24:42 pm »
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2009, 03:47:50 am »
That's one of my all time favorite strips.  "Don't do cocaine at me you son of a bitch."
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Re: Happy Birthday CortJstr
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2009, 03:59:18 am »
Nobody did any drugs at me today. It was a nice change of pace.
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