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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2009, 03:23:20 pm »
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2009, 04:45:00 pm »
Sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a nut.
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2009, 05:40:02 am »
Argh.  If I'd won on that bullshit TD I would have protested it.  As it is, I'll just sit and stare at Julius Jones and his 5 yards in my roster, and when he looks up at me, I'll glance meaningfully at Mario Manningham.
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2009, 02:03:05 pm »
OK, so for next week two of my three team defenses are on the bye week.  Here's what's available on the waiver wire:
Tampa Bay, at New England
St. Louis, at Indy

Yeah.  I think I'm just gonna let that spot sit empty.
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2009, 02:46:56 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on October 20, 2009, 02:03:05 pm

St. Louis, at Indy


Actually, it's Indy at St Louis, which I know because I am going.
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #50 on: October 20, 2009, 03:22:55 pm »
So it is.  And the TB-NE game is in London, England.  This is not a joke.  It's counted as a home game for the Bucs.
Still and all... team defense is like a gigantic pit of suck for my team.  
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #51 on: October 20, 2009, 05:05:36 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 20, 2009, 03:22:06 pm
Y'know, I kinda miss having the NFL available out here.

But not enough to ever have anything nice to say about the Lambs. Hope you enjoy the game, regardless.

Older daughter is a huge Peyton Manning, and by extension, Colt fan.  The in-laws have Rams season tickets.  Should be a blowout, but it'll be fun.  It's her first professional game.

As to fantasy football?  Well, I suppose I made my bed and I guess I'll just have to lie in it now. 
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #52 on: October 20, 2009, 05:25:50 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 20, 2009, 03:22:06 pm
Y'know, I kinda miss having the NFL available out here.

But not enough to ever have anything nice to say about the Lambs. Hope you enjoy the game, regardless.
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #53 on: October 20, 2009, 06:04:03 pm »
The only value that team has (besides as a whipping boy for my Niners) is occasionally they'll draft/acquire a big back1 who gets dubbed "Battering Ram", which is kind of a cool image.
1cf. Jerome Bettis, Marshall Faulk, Steven Jackson
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #54 on: October 20, 2009, 07:49:28 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 20, 2009, 04:36:20 pm
pssst...Tennessee is coming up on waivers...

The same Tennessee that just had 59 dropped on them by the Patriots?  SIGN ME UP!

Here in the DC area, everyone is distraught about the state of the Redskins.  The Iggles are here Monday night; I'm hoping to find someone so disgusted that they're giving away their tickets, so I can go and cheer on the opposition.
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #55 on: October 20, 2009, 08:06:40 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on October 20, 2009, 07:49:28 pm
The same Tennessee that just had 59 dropped on them by the Patriots?  SIGN ME UP!

Here in the DC area, everyone is distraught about the state of the Redskins.  The Iggles are here Monday night; I'm hoping to find someone so disgusted that they're giving away their tickets, so I can go and cheer on the opposition.
Being in VA this weekend I watched the skins. At half time the crowd turned toward the owner's box and booed. Security had to come by and tell fans to stop cursing at the players on the bench. The game ended on safety. The next day the coach was replaced. Awesome!
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #56 on: October 20, 2009, 09:12:33 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 20, 2009, 08:04:24 pm
Why would I want San Diego to take the pipe? Norv Turner. Dudes been turning the franchise into a shinier turd ever since he got the handles. Good talent that performs unevenly (undisciplined) points right at the coach, Norv has gots to go.

Agreed.  Even Nabu thought this was so.
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #57 on: October 20, 2009, 10:32:06 pm »
Why did the Chargers get rid of Schottenheimer?  All he did was get them an 11-5 record and build a juggernaut of a running offense...
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #58 on: October 21, 2009, 12:33:57 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on October 20, 2009, 08:06:40 pm
Being in VA this weekend I watched the skins. At half time the crowd turned toward the owner's box and booed. Security had to come by and tell fans to stop cursing at the players on the bench. The game ended on safety. The next day the coach was replaced. Awesome!

Zorn hasn't been fired... yet.  He's been relieved of his play-calling duties, which is rather insulting considering that he was brought in because he was supposed to be this offensive genius.  If I understand this correctly, Sherm Lewis is going to call the plays now.  Sherm was recently hired by the Redskins, at the time for a mysterious "special assistant" position, after being out of the NFL for five years.  His most recent job?  Bingo caller.

So yeah, shit is fucked up in Redskins Town of late.
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Re: NFL Fantasy League?
« Reply #59 on: November 02, 2009, 07:49:15 pm »
St Louis Rams had an interesting fix for lack of quarterback production - have the kicker pass.  Nice boost on the Fantasy Points there, Ash.
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