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[Carlos del Vaca]

Damn but my active players put up hell of points last night.  Too bad I'm NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS.

[bluemoon72]

I have been wanting to use that somewhere since like 2004.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Da Luv Gun is in second place despite having the second lowest total points. I can only attribute this to weekly monkeying with my roster to just barely beat my opponent that week.

[littlefallsmets]

Unless the Redskin offense does miraculously well tomorrow, and that's not exactly something I'd put green money on, I have been bested.

Well-done, sir.

By the playoffs, we all have pretty good rosters and the winner is the one who is smarter about picking his starting team from that roster.

Whereas I just put the dude in that the computer projects as scoring the most points that week for that position.

And I can't seem to string together a single week where three out of four of my 3 WRs and my TE are all meaningfully productive at once.

And I didn't get a miracle from a QB, a DEF or a RB this week.

So yeah. There we are.

[littlefallsmets]

Uhhh... somehow I pulled this one off?

Well-fought, Lister. Such a close match-up.

Now I gotta... uh... figure out a #2 and #3 WR situation worth a damn.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Let's review, shall we?

Thomas Tiger bested the Venomous Monkeys 203-182.  This one was not overly dramatic, as Philip Rivers and the Baltimore D had their usual big days for the Tigers.  The Monkeys got 48!! points from Ben Rothlisberger, but there were ample disappointments on his side of the ledger--how about Ryan Longwell putting up zero damn points, for instance.

In the other quarterfinal, the Fightin' 44s squeaked past Lister's Lab Rats by 1.4 points.  The Lab Rats were ahead as of Sunday night, but the 44s trio of Redskins put up juuuuuust enough points, despite their thrashing at the hands of the Giants, to put the 44s into the second round.  Fred Davis, the backup TE who is in there because of Cooley's injury, and Quinton Ganther, a backup RB who is in there for Portis, both scored TDs.

Semis next week:  Tigers vs. Cop Out Malcolm Xs, 44s vs. DA LUV GUN.

[AugustWest]

I had a tight recap once, but I went to the chiropractor and he fixed it.

[littlefallsmets]

If I lose this week on the rationale that I picked the wrong defense-specialist from my roster, that will be a shame most ugly.

[Arachno-capitalist]

If I lose this week on the rationale that I picked the wrong defense-specialist from my roster, that will be a shame most ugly.

You lost, despite me having the New York Giants defense. DA LUV GUN is an unstoppable force.
Watching the giants play today was like some kind of karmic dick slap for making fun of all my Redskin fan friends. How the fuck were they so bad? How do you forget how to play football?

[Gimpson]

I smell disaster coming sooner or later.  This is what happens to a team who expects Brett Favre to continue producing in December.  Even if I somehow make it through this week, my Packers heavy team isn't going to produce well in week 17 now that Green Bay's playoff position is pretty much settled. 

And to be honest, I'd take more pleasure in a late season Brett Favre flameout than a fantasy playoff win.  I'll definitely be watching tonight, though. 

[Carlos del Vaca]

Is it just me, or in every TOUAMB fantasy sports league to date, one of the top seeds ends up getting knocked off early in the playoffs?

[AugustWest]

Is it just me, or in every TOUAMB fantasy sports league to date, one of the top seeds ends up getting knocked off early in the playoffs?

I think you're right.

[littlefallsmets]

My best week of the season in the 3rd place game where I didn't even check my roster?

Of course.

[bluemoon72]

woot, Viqueens!

[Carlos del Vaca]

Go .500 and you too might win a champeenship!  Congrats Tigers.