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Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« on: August 14, 2009, 01:47:21 pm »
Welcome to 30. Have some nachos and get into an argument with A-CAP.
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2009, 01:50:19 pm »
Ha ha! You're 30! 

oh wait...

Well, have a good birthday anyway.  Thanks for being a good sport when we give you a hard time about your stupid opinions.
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2009, 02:01:27 pm »
oh my god how did he went from 18 to 30 so fast??

(I kid, I kid, congrats and all - what are the big plans?)
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 03:09:23 pm »
time to start growing insane amounts of hair in your ears, enjoy it
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 03:35:11 pm »
On this day in 1935, the United States Social Security Act passed.
Also, the 2006 Chencholai terrorist attack and 2007 Kahtaniya terrorist attacks.
Basically what I'm saying is that nothing good has ever happened on August 14th.
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 04:59:14 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on August 14, 2009, 03:35:11 pm
On this day in 1935, the United States Social Security Act passed.
Also, the 2006 Chencholai terrorist attack and 2007 Kahtaniya terrorist attacks.
Basically what I'm saying is that nothing good has ever happened on August 14th.

Dang!
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 05:34:22 pm »
Thanks all, I appreciate it. I am old now.

I am old now and visiting my family in northern New York for a few more days and so the biggest plans are going to the steakhouse next to the one hotel in Little Falls with my mom and my grandma and my step-grandfather. My dad's in LA helping my brother while I travel so he ain't here and my girlfriend and my brother's girlfriend were also both travelling.

Get a nice meal, have a couple of Saranac beers, talk with my family. I repeat, I am old now.

Also, A-Cap, remember... I share a birthday with the basketball player Magic Johnson and, if South Park is to be believed, he lead to the discovery that you can cure AIDS by injecting liquified money and... that can't be all bad.

(That and, of course, Social Security has saved countless millions of lives and given dignity to hundreds of millions. So that's rad.)

Also also, AW, I was recently told something similar on a Mets fan message board.

That my opinions are completely insane (I lean toward young talent and argue that power hitting is often overrated) but that I am good to have around because I never take nearly everyone disagreeing with me personally.

So you are not alone in this regard.
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2009, 06:13:33 pm »
I, for one, am glad you're 30.

Best Wishes.
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2009, 06:31:58 pm »
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2009, 07:44:15 pm »
I am going to not do cocaine today, just for you.

Never mind the fact that I don't do it on any other days.
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2009, 08:28:29 pm »
LFM is THIRTY today! That is SPECIAL!
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2009, 08:52:07 pm »
Welcome to the hill descent. 
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2009, 04:33:00 am »
2 dumb cliches:

dirty thirties
30 is the new 20
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2009, 05:57:01 am »
Happy birthday, on this day of days, the day of the anniversay of your birth.

I will celebrate by calling up several girls who said to tell them when I get back in town. And then... you know, I'll fail to have sex with them in humorous ways.
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Re: Happy birthday, littlefallsmets
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2009, 07:14:06 am »
Happy birthday, my gift to you is a president pushing a universal healthcare agenda.
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