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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2009, 06:49:47 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on September 25, 2009, 08:05:07 pm
I think the Cheers angle may make introductions more difficult. The noobs may not have watched a lot of Cheers.


I have not watched a lot of cheers.

Really? But that show is basically like treasure.



Seriously you guys. This thread has been up for like 3 days and nobody said this? You really dropped the ball.
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2009, 03:12:48 am »
I'm Jennifer, a cross between Cliff Claven and Rebecca Howe, for sure.  Live in the beautiful Twin Cities, Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN.  I'm a Capricorn and a rat.  I also happen to love goats and rats; all animals, actually, with a big soft spot for squirrels and chickens.  I'm 36 and act 23, with two furry 8-lb. children who occasionally bark.  HI!  Awesome to meet you all.
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2009, 03:36:40 am »
nICE intro Rebecca, I mean Jennifer.  Welcome to the bar, er messageboard.
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2009, 06:32:49 am »
It took me a minute to think 'oh wait this is the one thread where that probably isn't spam'.

Hello Jennifer, what exactly is colocation hosting?
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2009, 06:52:34 am »
Quote from: Doc on October 07, 2009, 06:32:49 am
Hello Jennifer, what exactly is colocation hosting?
Whyyy are you asking that. Stop asking that. You don't need to know anything about that.
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2009, 07:01:34 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on October 07, 2009, 06:52:34 am
Whyyy are you asking that. Stop asking that. You don't need to know anything about that.

Hush you, I'm showing an interest in our new friend's place of business. It would do you some good to maybe show an interest in how a lady likes to spend her time.
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2009, 11:58:42 am »
I wonder... Is this new person a displaced assbar refugee?
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2009, 05:23:09 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on October 07, 2009, 11:58:42 am
I wonder... Is this new person a displaced assbar refugee?

i told her about the secret club.  sorry guys.  i was just sick of all the sausage around here.
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2009, 05:46:56 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on October 07, 2009, 03:12:48 am
I'm Jennifer, a cross between Cliff Claven and Rebecca Howe, for sure.  Live in the beautiful Twin Cities, Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN.  I'm a Capricorn and a rat.  I also happen to love goats and rats; all animals, actually, with a big soft spot for squirrels and chickens.  I'm 36 and act 23, with two furry 8-lb. children who occasionally bark.  HI!  Awesome to meet you all.

Whatever you do do not attempt to picture Rebeca and Cliff mating. It's... disturbing.


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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2009, 07:56:23 pm »
Nooooo. Every time I think to check Lileks I wonder if I am going to read that Jasper is dead. He's really old. I have had a couple of imaginary internet pug friends die lately and I am kind of traumatized.
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2009, 09:11:12 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on October 07, 2009, 05:23:09 pm
i told her about the secret club.  sorry guys.  i was just sick of all the sausage around here.

You get a can for that, but what'choo talkin' bout, there's lots of vag in here.
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2009, 09:12:25 pm »
You can never have too much vag in a place.
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2009, 09:54:04 pm »
I am not so much a character on Cheers, but I am sort of like the maudlin theme song in that I like to make people go all introspective, and believe in a balance of good and bad times.

I am a lady of the adult variety.  I'm Canadian, although I'm not a fan of the bacon or the maple syrup.  I do things with words - sometimes I get paid for it.  Right now I get paid to organize a massive three day concert, and later to plan a bunch of tours.  I also get paid to make art sometimes.  I like telling and collecting stories.  Sometimes I get paid to do that too.
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2009, 11:37:26 pm »
Smells is awesome, and does really cool/badass things.
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Re: Introductions are in Order (Cheers Style)
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