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30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« on: October 01, 2009, 02:09:39 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09302009

The thought that there are squirrels who are not degenerates confuses and frightens me.
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 02:13:37 am »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on October 01, 2009, 02:09:39 am
The thought that there are squirrels who are not degenerates confuses and frightens me.

Totally. I'd always though of the squirrels all had similar personalities like the dogs do. A classy squirrel confuses me.
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 02:41:14 am »
What is the significance of a "Joe Satriani", though?

I mean... it's not the best. Joe Satriani isn't the best guitar player out there.

He's very good, in a very confined kind of limited kind of way, in a very specific type of guitar playing that isn't all that highly regarded but...

Even in that field, he isn't the best. He's maybe top-shelf of the second-tier?

I'm way over thinking this, aren't I?
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2009, 02:42:13 am »
How many other squirrels have we even seen before?  There's HIS OLD FRIEND BLISTER, and the guy who got eaten by a snake.  Any others?

Anyway, if all the ones we've previously encountered have been friends of Todd, it's not really surprising that we've formed a view of them all as degenerate junkies.  It's like if aliens did a study of humans by only observing a trailer park full of meth labs in West Virginia.
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2009, 02:50:13 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on October 01, 2009, 02:41:14 am
What is the significance of a "Joe Satriani", though?

I mean... it's not the best. Joe Satriani isn't the best guitar player out there.

He's very good, in a very confined kind of limited kind of way, in a very specific type of guitar playing that isn't all that highly regarded but...

Even in that field, he isn't the best. He's maybe top-shelf of the second-tier?

I'm way over thinking this, aren't I?


If you are Todd, you think Joe Satriani is the best. So, yes, you are over-thinking this.
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2009, 02:54:35 am »
Quote from: oball on October 01, 2009, 02:42:13 am
How many other squirrels have we even seen before?  There's HIS OLD FRIEND BLISTER, and the guy who got eaten by a snake.  Any others?

Anyway, if all the ones we've previously encountered have been friends of Todd, it's not really surprising that we've formed a view of them all as degenerate junkies.  It's like if aliens did a study of humans by only observing a trailer park full of meth labs in West Virginia.

Don't forget the Department of Squirrel Police
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2009, 03:06:16 am »
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If you are Todd, you think Joe Satriani is the best. So, yes, you are over-thinking this.

Yeah.

Lookin' for the Doyle explanation when the Watson explanation is obvious and sufficient.

I do this a lot. Ten-four, I copy.
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2009, 06:47:54 am »
Todd strips make me happy.  No idea why.  Maybe I like creatures that are pure Id.
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2009, 07:56:12 am »
I would like to make 50 samoleans THAT fast.
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2009, 02:57:56 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on October 01, 2009, 07:56:12 am
I would like to make 50 samoleans THAT fast.

Try what I did.  Only $10K up front.
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2009, 05:16:30 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on October 01, 2009, 02:57:56 pm
Try what I did.  Only $10K up front.

if 'spending money to make money' was ever a kick in nads, ^thats it right there.
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2009, 01:00:58 am »
"I have a salary. I have been to breakfast restaurants at breakfast time."
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2009, 01:43:31 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on October 02, 2009, 01:00:58 am
"I have been to breakfast restaurants at breakfast time."

That line cracked me up too. Mostly because it made me realize I have never been to a breakfast restaurant during breakfast time. Mostly becuase the only time I got to Denny's etc. is when everyone I'm with is completely wasted or hungover, and those things don't usually happen during the traditional breakfast hours.
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2009, 04:16:44 pm »
Quote from: oball on October 01, 2009, 02:42:13 am
How many other squirrels have we even seen before?  There's HIS OLD FRIEND BLISTER, and the guy who got eaten by a snake.  Any others?

Anyway, if all the ones we've previously encountered have been friends of Todd, it's not really surprising that we've formed a view of them all as degenerate junkies.  It's like if aliens did a study of humans by only observing a trailer park full of meth labs in West Virginia.

There is also Ricky Nihoha, who does not seem to be a waste of oxygen and acorns.
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Re: 30th September, 2009 - Don't worry, fancy-snatch
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2009, 04:20:21 am »
is assetbar being impolite to anyone else?
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