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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #135 on: October 17, 2009, 06:27:21 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on October 17, 2009, 06:17:16 am
Bobby use your inside voice.

you sound like a kindergarten teacher or a mom.
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #136 on: October 17, 2009, 06:38:33 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on October 17, 2009, 06:27:21 am
you sound like a kindergarten teacher or a mom.

Or anyone really that's talking to a child.
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #137 on: October 17, 2009, 12:32:40 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on October 17, 2009, 06:27:21 am
you sound like a kindergarten teacher or a mom.

You sound like someone who is ruining a joke by explaining it.
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #138 on: October 17, 2009, 02:10:13 pm »
I only have an exterior monologue.
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #139 on: October 17, 2009, 02:27:37 pm »
I understand all of this. I'm getting the picture. I mean, I am an assetbarbarian and that's what I'll remain, but I see the source of your misguided (in my opinion) misgivings.

One thing, if the "12 year old boy" you're referring to is Mr. Wonderful, it is extremely unfair to consider him AB's main emissary to TOUAMB. We didn't send him. We don't even talk to him. It's unfortunate that he, in your minds, embodies the spirit of AB. That's just so not what we're about. I'm also aware that sje46 came over here a few times and, while he - unlike Mr. Wonderful - is an actual human being, he also isn't a suitable spokesperson.

Anyway, I think we've probably said all that needs to be said on this topic. I know I didn't change any minds, but that wasn't really what I set out to do. I'll be around. And if you feel the need to label someone an assetbar liaison or whatever, just make it me until someone better comes along. However he's represented himself, take my word for it that Mr. Wonderful has nothing to do with the place. He's no peanut in our turd.
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #140 on: October 17, 2009, 02:34:38 pm »
Quote from: rowboat on October 17, 2009, 02:27:37 pm
I understand all of this. I'm getting the picture. I mean, I am an assetbarbarian and that's what I'll remain, but I see the source of your misguided (in my opinion) misgivings.

One thing, if the "12 year old boy" you're referring to is Mr. Wonderful, it is extremely unfair to consider him AB's main emissary to TOUAMB. We didn't send him. We don't even talk to him. It's unfortunate that he, in your minds, embodies the spirit of AB. That's just so not what we're about. I'm also aware that sje46 came over here a few times and, while he - unlike Mr. Wonderful - is an actual human being, he also isn't a suitable spokesperson.

Anyway, I think we've probably said all that needs to be said on this topic. I know I didn't change any minds, but that wasn't really what I set out to do. I'll be around. And if you feel the need to label someone an assetbar liaison or whatever, just make it me until someone better comes along. However he's represented himself, take my word for it that Mr. Wonderful has nothing to do with the place. He's no peanut in our turd.

You have received a can for the phrase "no peanut in our turd" and rest assured I will be using this phrase in Corporate Board Meetings going forward
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #141 on: October 17, 2009, 04:12:07 pm »
I keep hearing about this hazing. I'm sure I never got any hazing. Is it... still to come?
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #142 on: October 17, 2009, 04:13:18 pm »
Shut up, elbow licker.
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #143 on: October 17, 2009, 08:34:08 pm »
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Congratulations in advance for your impending promotion.
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #144 on: October 17, 2009, 08:37:21 pm »
OK, now the paid assbar seems to be down also.
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #145 on: October 17, 2009, 10:47:43 pm »
Ghod, that means Wombat is gonna start posting here.
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #146 on: October 18, 2009, 06:25:31 am »
End Paid Assetbar/Assetbar Apartheid!
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #147 on: October 19, 2009, 03:54:17 am »
Mr. Onstad, tear down this wall!
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #148 on: October 19, 2009, 05:18:51 am »
Quote from: lprkn on October 19, 2009, 03:54:17 am
Mr. Onstad, tear down this wall!

Wall will be demolished Afternoon PST Thursday 10/15.
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Re: assetbar down
« Reply #149 on: October 22, 2009, 01:34:48 am »
Truly I have come too late.
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