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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2009, 02:10:40 pm »
Quote from: Ruta Bagas on October 13, 2009, 12:59:06 pm
Come on, we're all nice people here. Shouldn't we be sympathising with Mr. Wonderful?

Ya know, I do. He seems often lonely, and occasionally angry.  And who here doesn't know loneliness and anger?  (I could be entirely mistaken and his life is full of laughter, friends, hope, and harmony.)  Also, I really enjoy Trivial Pursuit.  Anyone know of an online version that some of us could meet up for and play at a certain time?
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2009, 02:58:24 pm »
whatever you do don't waste your money or time on trivial pursuit for the wii, it's a piece of shit
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2009, 04:27:59 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on October 12, 2009, 05:36:03 pm
pointless frippery

The only Frippery I can get behind.
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2009, 04:36:30 pm »
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2009, 04:38:05 pm »
Quote from: smick on October 13, 2009, 04:27:59 pm
The only Frippery I can get behind.


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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2009, 05:09:00 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on October 13, 2009, 02:58:24 pm
whatever you do don't waste your money or time on trivial pursuit for the wii, it's a piece of shit

harvey birdman: attorney at law for the wii has NO replayability but is great to pawn off on lawyer friends
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2009, 05:52:31 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on October 13, 2009, 06:07:52 am
Saying any old stupid shit and then saying "LOLOL MODEST PROPOSAL" only serves to undermine the lulz here. It is mixing two trolly tactics: absurdity and reduction to absurdity, which are blatantly different things. Troll better. We BELIEVE in you.

well I'm sorry if I'm not trolling exactly how you think I should be but if I was trolling (which I'm generally not) then maybe INADEQUATE TROLLING SKILLZ could be a method of trolling? 

Come on.  I just say stuff 'cause I think it's funny, or clever, and in my mind, it is.  just because it comes off to someone else as maladroit, awkward, idiotic, embarrassingly pathetic or socially backward or whatever, doesn't mean it's low quality trolling.  I am who I am and I'm not going to change just because someone isn't happy with that, especially if that someone won't even bother to put forward any kinda explanation or thesis as to why who I am isn't good and what exactly I should change into.  I mean come on, most of the negative comments contain nothing but implied criticism... e.g. "let's everyone pay attention to alreadyinuse" and 'alreadyinuse's criticism is unconstructive.' 

Basically, if you pay attention to what I say long enough, and if you are at least modestly good at solving puzzles, sooner or later you start to understand my way of thinking.  And then you're fucked.
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2009, 05:55:13 pm »
Quote from: alreadyinuse on October 13, 2009, 05:52:31 pm
maladroit

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2009, 06:11:18 pm »
Quote from: alreadyinuse on October 13, 2009, 05:52:31 pm
well I'm sorry if I'm not trolling exactly how you think I should be but if I was trolling (which I'm generally not) then maybe INADEQUATE TROLLING SKILLZ could be a method of trolling? 


An inadequate method!
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2009, 12:45:33 am »
Quote from: alreadyinuse on October 13, 2009, 05:52:31 pm
maladroit

You know, I really like the word adroit. Well, adroitly, anyway. But not maladroit. But I do like the sound of inept.
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2009, 01:01:31 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on October 13, 2009, 04:36:30 pm


This is the best post in this thread. Let's work from there.
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2009, 02:06:39 am »
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2009, 03:31:33 am »
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2009, 03:46:46 am »
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2009, 03:52:03 am »
ach, this face! too cute!

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