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Re: my dream job
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2009, 01:30:24 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on October 16, 2009, 01:23:12 pm
A-CAP, do you have a big veiny rack?
its like a DC metro map dude
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2009, 02:07:25 pm »
Quote from: Doc on October 16, 2009, 03:54:54 am
I feel it's worth pointing out that since Mr. Wonderful has both sharply boosted board activity AND indirectly filled the board with pugs my theory that he is a rogue part of Wombat's subconscious is stronger than ever.

Damn, that is scary. I hope not. Do they have meds for that?
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2009, 02:19:35 pm »
Quote from: wombat on October 16, 2009, 02:07:25 pm
Damn, that is scary. I hope not. Do they have meds for that?

It is clear from the evidence that Mr. Wonderful is Technical Staff.

Hi, Mr. Cromwell!
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2009, 02:21:02 pm »
Quote from: wombat on October 16, 2009, 02:07:25 pm
Do they have meds for that?

Yes, "ban pills" they're called, iirc.
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2009, 03:11:57 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on October 16, 2009, 02:19:35 pm
It is clear from the evidence that Mr. Wonderful is Technical Staff.

Hi, Mr. Cromwell!

I mentioned this situation in passing to the Tech Staff and it was revealed that he does not know what a 'troll' is.

He uses computers a lot, but not in ways that have anything to do with other human beings.
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2009, 03:19:03 pm »
Wombat gets a can because I noticed she updated her under the user icon text thing.
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2009, 04:06:58 pm »
Quote from: Doc on October 16, 2009, 03:19:03 pm
Wombat gets a can because I noticed she updated her under the user icon text thing.

What, I don't get a can too?
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2009, 04:27:44 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on October 16, 2009, 04:06:58 pm
What, I don't get a can too?
Paul I gave you a can just now.
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2009, 04:58:43 pm »
Cans for everyone!
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2009, 06:22:55 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on October 16, 2009, 04:58:43 pm
Cans for everyone!
Me too?  Someone took one of mine away the other day.  Restitution would be great.
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2009, 06:46:32 pm »
Cans reign!
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2009, 07:22:10 pm »
PARTY!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WANNA SEE SOME TITTIES!!!!
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2009, 07:33:41 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 16, 2009, 07:24:59 pm


Man you knew that was coming...right?

those titties are rude/hella yellin/[insert achewood meme here]


that was one of the several things i expected.
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2009, 11:38:49 pm »
God, I love you guys.


Quote from: Doc on October 16, 2009, 03:19:03 pm
Wombat gets a can because I noticed she updated her under the user icon text thing.

I like how now it looks like Rose has that look on her face because of my bad language.
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2009, 10:05:39 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on October 16, 2009, 04:06:58 pm
What, I don't get a can too?

Paul, you know you always get a can.

ALWAYS.
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