I don't even like being drunk any more, I like to be in better control of my faculties than that, thanks.
I'm sorry, but I just have to say something. I do drugs mainly because some of them, my favorites at least, leave you in better control of your facilities, at least while high (cocaine) or keep your facilities similar but make everything better (cannabis). Opioids kinda do, but in a way that is safer (and much, much better than) alcohol. Mainly you just sit around and watch movies about climbing or doze, not go get in car wrecks or something. Psychedelics do, but in a way were you kind of know what is happening, at least after the first time. And anyways, it is way more rewarding than alcohol. Everyone should take 5 grams of shrooms with a few people they are close with in desolate nature once a year. It is a great way to evaluate where you stand in the world and figure out if you're on the right track. When I take acid I usually just walk around town and visualize myself walking as if in a movie.
Anyways, I don't really like alcohol either, it is too numbing. But I do like things that show you a new perspective on the world or help you relax in a fairly harmless way. Alcohol doesn't do that for me, so I generally don't use it, but y'all can, that's cool.
Anyways, back to sandwiches...
I ordered a falafel and small smoothie from this fuck*ng hipster organic place today for lunch. Twenty dollars! I thought, well so long as it tastes good I'll be okay with it. Nope. It was try and flavourless. Fuck that shit.
Man, I get the best falafel in the world for $3.75. It is awesome and no one is every really there. The girl there knows me (us) well and we don't even have to order.
As a vegan it is important to know the best falafel place in town. They also have delicious hummus, but that cost like $4.50, so I usually don't get it. It's not that I am always broke, well, I wasn't in the past, but I feel it unreasonable for an appetizer to cost more than my meal.