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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #510 on: June 20, 2012, 06:34:30 pm »
I think a hamburger in a bun is a sandwich because there are two pieces of bread around it. One on top and one on bottom.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #511 on: June 20, 2012, 06:36:00 pm »
Hey, check it out.

I was going to agree with Ash, but like the note in the article - is a grilled cheese sandwich not a sandwich?

Also, returning to my non-sandwich lunch, I ended up not having a vegan lunch because I realized I had an open carton of chicken broth, so I made the couscous with that, and also, I had a big glass of chocolate milk afterward.

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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #512 on: June 20, 2012, 06:39:11 pm »
If you have to ask if it qualifies as a sandwich, it's not a sandwich.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #513 on: June 20, 2012, 06:54:25 pm »
Tortilla = pita = bread = bun

The key is convenience.  Function.  Sandwiches are meal delivery packets that allow you to eat without utensils or getting your fingers dirty.  Sushi rolls don't qualify, because by design they are eaten with chopsticks.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #514 on: June 20, 2012, 07:07:57 pm »
a grilled cheese is a sandwich. it is a cheese sandwich that has been cooked (though rarely, if ever, actually grilled).
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #515 on: June 20, 2012, 07:13:00 pm »
no, you are supposed to eat Sushi with your hands. so by your definition they are sandwiches. LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #516 on: June 20, 2012, 07:17:15 pm »
seaweed =/= bread
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #517 on: June 20, 2012, 07:30:51 pm »
Wraps, rolls and sushi are not sandwiches, but they belong in the same category of convenience food.

Quote from: jay-ell on June 20, 2012, 07:17:15 pm
seaweed =/= bread

No, but the rice serves a similar purpose to bread in sandwiches. Onigiri is essentially the Japanese equivalent of the sandwich.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #518 on: June 20, 2012, 07:35:12 pm »
a tortilla is not bread either.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #519 on: June 20, 2012, 08:07:03 pm »
I think we need to add "what is a sandwich" to The List with "pubes, removal of" and "prescriptivism vs. descriptivism"
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #520 on: June 20, 2012, 08:16:08 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on June 20, 2012, 06:54:25 pm
Tortilla = pita = bread = bun.

For real.  Also, you can get those "hand sushis" or some shit.  I have never ordered or seen one, but I have made sushi rolls, and it seems like it is just an uncut sushi roll, so that may be a sandwich.  I wouldn't consider eating sushi without massive soy sauce and wasabi, so for me it could never be a sandwich.  If you are eating those hand rolls without sauce all the time then I think sushi would be a sandwich for you.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #521 on: June 20, 2012, 08:29:29 pm »
Tacos?  Definitely a sandwich!

Also, I need to get a job!
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #522 on: June 20, 2012, 08:35:05 pm »
No! Tacos are not a sandwich!  A pita is not a sandwich, and sushi is most certainly not a sandwich.  What the fuck are you all thinking?  Walk up to your local Middle Eastern, Mexican or Japanese restaurant and go a head and ask for a sandwich and get the puzzled look you deserve for believing nonsense about food stuffs!

I am throwing down as a sandwich conservative:  Only leavened bread with something between is a sandwich! 
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #523 on: June 20, 2012, 08:41:21 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on June 20, 2012, 08:29:29 pm
Also, I need to get a job!

I hear food taxonomy is the big, up and coming thing.

Quote from: side_show on June 20, 2012, 08:35:05 pm
I am throwing down as a sandwich conservative:  Only leavened bread with something between is a sandwich! 

So you agree that burgers are sandwiches?
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #524 on: June 20, 2012, 08:49:17 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on June 20, 2012, 08:43:11 pm
Troublemaking heathen, you just called it a burger your ownself.

C'mon dogg, 'burger' is just short for 'hamburg steak sandwich'. Hamburgers don't stop being sandwiches just because people don't want to say words.
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