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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2003, 10:34:17 pm »
Cats have nothing on foxes...
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« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2003, 11:33:57 pm »
Quote from: "andalucia"
OW.
I hate this thread.


As well you should.

I was like, BONE... BONE... BONE...

While hardly the Nazi Death Fuck Device I'd been envisioning - think Giger gone giraffein' - I still wouldn't put this anywhere soft. IT DEPRECIATES THE MOMENT YOU DRIVE IT OFF THE LOT, PEOPLE
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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2003, 12:04:09 am »
Science invented the shovel.  St. Zartan invented the new low.
And we salute you.
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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2003, 12:14:52 am »
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I was like, BONE... BONE... BONE...


Can't finish this post, my eyeballs are trying to wrench themselves out of my head.  

I'll let my ten-month-old daughter do it:

kk   b.g..?;  b   mmv  b b  mmmmmmmmmmmm,8bv m        gg/
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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2003, 01:41:23 am »
Anyone who still has an internet crush on this fellow, I officially hate you.
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« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2003, 01:56:54 am »
Aha!  Ribbed for her pleasure.
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« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2003, 03:17:25 am »
See. I just brought it to your attention. I wasn't responsible for that.
Hey, wait. Who the fuck was responsible for that?
I mean, it's like that line in Clerks - "That's why I manually masturbate caged monkeys for artificial insemination".
May have been animals. But you know...
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« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2003, 03:35:30 am »
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See. I just brought it to your attention. I wasn't responsible for that.
Hey, wait. Who the fuck was responsible for that?


Who, indeed. Welcome to the Creation / Evolution debate.

On the one hand, no loving God would create a truly wicked phallus like that. Ho ho ho, spilling over with empathy for all my creations, especially those with a pesky case of shredded uterus.

On the other hand, what are the odds that a series of symmetrical and vile barbs would just somehow spontaneously appear on the prick of any life form? Is it that much of a genetic advantage? If not, should I be personally offended by their absence on my own?

The only logical conclusion is that you, yes you, are living in a work of fiction, and this particular Fact of Life was presented evidence-free in order to gauge your response / influence your future behaviour. Good luck!
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« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2003, 04:38:32 am »
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The only logical conclusion is that you, yes you, are living in a work of fiction, and this particular Fact of Life was presented evidence-free in order to gauge your response / influence your future behaviour. Good luck!


Nice!
Although, well, I kind of answered that question by my introduction of the barbed c*ck comment.
What I meant was, who the fuk takes a picture of an erect, cat's c*ck?!?

Hence my Clerks quote. I can't see what other kind of person would do it.
That's kind of a lie actually.
I'm sure the sort of people how don't go out because they are scared of eyes might do this sort of thing.
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« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2003, 04:42:29 am »
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I'm sure the sort of people how don't go out because they are scared of eyes might do this sort of thing.


Yeah, them and those inscrutable veterinarians.
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« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2003, 04:45:48 am »
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Yeah, them and those inscrutable veterinarians.


Yea, but, they don't know how to use the internet surely?
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« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2003, 05:15:20 am »
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Hence my Clerks quote.


Don't suck any barbed dicks on the way through the parking lot!
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« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2003, 06:09:16 am »
Street Zardoz, I'm a little impressed that you were able to stimulate your cat to the point of erection like that.

WAY TO GO, PERVERT
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« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2003, 01:52:51 pm »
This thread seems to have taken...a turn.
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