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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2009, 06:29:43 am »
Mind if I butt i- okay that was terrible, bluemoon wins

I am so, so sorry.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2009, 06:29:53 pm »
If El Guapo were around you guys'd all be banned now.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2009, 06:52:32 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on November 19, 2009, 06:29:53 pm
If El Guapo were around you guys'd all be banned now.

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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2009, 07:15:17 pm »
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2009, 07:34:31 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on November 19, 2009, 07:15:17 pm
http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,12.0.html

See Rule 4.

Wow, I was hard core back in the day.

2003. Oh, that's why - I didn't have my own kids to yell at yet.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2009, 08:12:52 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on November 19, 2009, 07:15:17 pm
http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,12.0.html

See Rule 4.

Ha, I figured it was an "off-color postings are disallowed" kind of rule, but anti-bad-pun is hilarious.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2009, 08:59:01 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on November 19, 2009, 08:12:52 pm
Ha, I figured it was an "off-color postings are disallowed" kind of rule, but anti-bad-pun is hilarious.

I'm a little sensitive because I was the first (and to date, only, I think) member banned under the rule.  El Guapo showed mercy upon me, and Lo! I have achieved my current exalted position.

But you punsters should act as if you didn't give the Governor a "Harrumph".
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2009, 09:15:41 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on November 19, 2009, 08:59:01 pm
I'm a little sensitive because I was the first (and to date, only, I think) member banned under the rule.  El Guapo showed mercy upon me, and Lo! I have achieved my current exalted position.

But you punsters should act as if you didn't give the Governor a "Harrumph".

That's just 'cause he thinks he can get away with more with "family."

Did you know he calls you "Uncle Frank" now?
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2009, 01:22:45 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on November 19, 2009, 09:15:41 pm
That's just 'cause he thinks he can get away with more with "family."

Did you know he calls you "Uncle Frank" now?

Huh.  Well, I was in Philly a few years ago and I met up with...

Wait.  Never mind.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2009, 04:21:04 am »
so how is it pronounced, anyway
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2009, 05:22:17 am »
Quote from: Choop on November 20, 2009, 04:21:04 am
so how is it pronounced, anyway

With great aplomb.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2009, 03:51:15 pm »
Quote from: Choop on November 20, 2009, 04:21:04 am
so how is it pronounced, anyway

Just remember: "Jough coughs as he ploughs the tough dough."

Couldn't be simpler.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2009, 03:53:04 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on November 20, 2009, 03:51:15 pm
Just remember: "Jough coughs as he ploughs through the tough dough."

Couldn't be simpler.

FTFY.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2009, 05:30:30 pm »
Voiced glottal fricative people.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2009, 07:25:33 pm »
I have actually had him call me and say "Hey this is Jough."  I will keep his secret though.
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