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2009-11-18 - Crash
« on: November 18, 2009, 02:07:48 pm »
http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2009-11-18

I always wanted a tree house with a spiraling staircase like that. And a ladder you could pull up after you. And a slide. And a harem.
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 04:30:20 am »
This is a poster. I have no money.

These two facts depress me when brought up in tandem.
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2009, 05:18:14 am »
Quote from: lprkn on November 19, 2009, 04:30:20 am
This is a poster. I have no money.

These two facts depress me when brought up in tandem.

agreed x 10298347023948572034857239587239458234985723485024958729468730648
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2009, 05:21:35 am »
Whereas I am more depressed by the reminder that I do not got a harem.

*siiiiiiiiiigh*
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2009, 05:28:27 am »
lprkn, you really want the poster?  im me your mailing info and you got one.  merry festivus.
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2009, 05:29:09 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 19, 2009, 05:21:35 am
Whereas I am more depressed by the reminder that I do not got a harem.

*siiiiiiiiiigh*

smets, you really want a harem?  im me your home address and you'll get 1/10 of one.  merry festivus.
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2009, 05:39:16 am »
dAMN Bluemoon, you really want that newbie of the year award.
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2009, 05:45:39 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on November 19, 2009, 05:39:16 am
dAMN Bluemoon, you really want that newbie of the year award.

Kissing writers babies, buying campaigning for votes.  Hell yeah.
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2009, 06:08:47 am »
my roommate and I have created a character who is...
the sleazy rich guy who gives women sybian machines. "hey, what's the matter you dumbass broad!? Here, have a sybian. heh heh heh. you're happy now, aren't you. heh heh heh."

(the connection is that I imagined BlueMoon mailing LFM a pocket-pussy.)
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2009, 06:24:44 am »
inev what is your character's name, and what does his accent resemble

i am not thinking of bringing this to life why would you even think a thing
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2009, 06:30:17 am »
it is like a douchey italian type dude.

the guy who says "hey, fuggedaboudit." Kind of.
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2009, 06:53:25 am »
Nah, I... I have very specific needs and notions of my harem, thank you for the effort.

There's three or four women I've thoroughly emotionally bonded to at different points in my thirty years and... basically, that would be the harem I'd want. haha.

(What would one-tenth of a harem BE exactly, though, and how the hell would it be mailed?)
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2009, 07:37:46 am »
I always wanted to crash a rocket ship.
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2009, 08:30:43 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 19, 2009, 06:53:25 am
Nah, I... I have very specific needs and notions of my harem, thank you for the effort.

There's three or four women I've thoroughly emotionally bonded to at different points in my thirty years and... basically, that would be the harem I'd want. haha.

(What would one-tenth of a harem BE exactly, though, and how the hell would it be mailed?)

Me!  And in a plane.  I figure a harem has to be 10 women, at least. 
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Re: 2009-11-18 - Crash
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2009, 08:32:07 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 19, 2009, 06:08:47 am
my roommate and I have created a character who is...
the sleazy rich guy who gives women sybian machines. "hey, what's the matter you dumbass broad!? Here, have a sybian. heh heh heh. you're happy now, aren't you. heh heh heh."

(the connection is that I imagined BlueMoon mailing LFM a pocket-pussy.)

Nope, I seriously want to buy him a poster!  I have almost more money than I know what to do with, for about another month, then I'm going to be flat broke for the next eleventy years.  So, I'm getting people little things while I can.
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