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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2009, 03:54:48 pm »
Quote from: Mr Trout on November 20, 2009, 12:42:55 pm
I'm trying to imagine what kind of car God would drive....
Hell hath no Fury....'cuz God be drivin' 'em all!

[Reposted courtesy of Hamscout, Minister of the Department of Hastily Photoshopped Buggery. All rights reserved.]
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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2009, 05:17:07 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 21, 2009, 07:38:07 am
(It is because I sometimes get all worked up and go through brief periods of Being A Dick about politics. The cans that "wacky wordplay LFM" got WERE there, it's just that "left-wing agnostic ideologue LFM" sometimes shows up and gets them taken away. It is like the summer and the winter, the summer needs the winter to recharge and yet tiny cans of soda blow up when they freeze.)

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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2009, 05:25:39 pm »
Yeah... though self-control would be better.

I dunno if I'll quite master that one in the paltry handfull of years I get on this earth.
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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2009, 08:10:09 pm »
Quote from: rowboat on November 21, 2009, 03:54:48 pm
Hell hath no Fury....'cuz God be drivin' 'em all!

[Reposted courtesy of Hamscout, Minister of the Department of Hastily Photoshopped Buggery. All rights reserved.]

I tried to give you 3 cans but, as with handguns, there's a waiting period.
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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2009, 04:48:04 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on November 20, 2009, 01:51:54 pm
I'm thinking he drives the red car from MASK. The one the leader drives with the gull wing doors/wings.

canned for the sweet reference to a show that was rad when i was a lad.

Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 21, 2009, 07:38:07 am
(It is because I sometimes get all worked up and go through brief periods of Being A Dick about politics. The cans that "wacky wordplay LFM" got WERE there, it's just that "left-wing agnostic ideologue LFM" sometimes shows up and gets them taken away. It is like the summer and the winter, the summer needs the winter to recharge and yet tiny cans of soda blow up when they freeze.)

another excellent analogy.  you keep this up, and youre going to get some positive attention.
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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2009, 06:08:12 am »
Holy hell the assbar comments have finally degenerated into some fever nightmare over there. The first like 10 posts are half Shithead noise and then some person posted individual images of every single achewood strip ever in a single post. Literally unreadable. Head over to assbar if you feel like losing faith in humanity.

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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2009, 04:58:01 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 22, 2009, 06:08:12 am
Holy hell the assbar comments have finally degenerated into some fever nightmare over there. The first like 10 posts are half Shithead noise and then some person posted individual images of every single achewood strip ever in a single post. Literally unreadable.
No wonder I couldn't get it to open. My computer is basically in a retirement home at this point. Pre-chewed meals only for this old broad.

Anyway, AIU should not be thought of as a good representation of humanity. Losing your faith in humanity over one of his posts would be like doing so because a dog took a thousand shits in a day. It's sad and ugly, but it's doesn't reflect on humanity.
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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2009, 08:00:06 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 22, 2009, 06:08:12 am
Holy hell the assbar comments have finally degenerated into some fever nightmare over there. The first like 10 posts are half Shithead noise and then some person posted individual images of every single achewood strip ever in a single post. Literally unreadable. Head over to assbar if you feel like losing faith in humanity.

(internet things need moderators. This includes things like message boards and modern warfare 2.)
Every strip ever? Sounds a bit like the neurotic troll that we briefly shared with that board.
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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2009, 09:28:56 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on November 22, 2009, 08:00:06 pm
Every strip ever? Sounds a bit like the neurotic troll that we briefly shared with that board.

Chris Onstad?
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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2009, 02:39:04 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on November 22, 2009, 04:48:04 am
canned for the sweet reference to a show that was rad when i was a lad.

I'm so old, I saw MASK and could only think of the movie with Cher and Eric Roberts.  *sigh*
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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2009, 02:49:11 am »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on November 23, 2009, 02:39:04 am
I'm so old, I saw MASK and could only think of the movie with Cher and Eric Roberts.  *sigh*
I thought of both. That's my age.
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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2009, 07:03:05 am »
Jim Carrey's movie.
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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2009, 08:48:11 am »
Quote from: jaydub on November 23, 2009, 07:03:05 am
Jim Carrey's movie.

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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2009, 10:21:45 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 21, 2009, 07:38:07 am
(It is because I sometimes get all worked up and go through brief periods of Being A Dick about politics.

The Arts seem to be a bit of a rocky patch, too.
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Re: Nov 19, 2009 - Children are like the Kennedy assassination
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2009, 03:15:43 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on November 23, 2009, 10:21:45 am
The Arts seem to be a bit of a rocky patch, too.

dont forget that time he led the KKK march, or when he sold euthanized critters to that panda express.  and who could forget that whole holocaust-dealie?
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